Lounge How was your day? Anything goes but please keep it PG-13!

People cannot drive.

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 05-18-2009, 06:22 PM
  #1  
Contributors
Thread Starter
 
Krozi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Originally from Koeln, Deutschland. Enjoying it in Bonita Springs, Florida Now :)
Posts: 7,421
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Smile

..__| | | |
..__| | | |
..__\ \ \ \
.___\ \ \ \
____|I|I|.|
____| | | |

Ok, as you can see in the awesome illustration above, that is the road setup. consider the red "I" the idiot and the black "I" me, the awesome and aware BMW driver.

See how all three lanes shift slightly to the left? Well, since I am a good driver I see this and turn my steering wheel to the correct angle to enable my car to continuously travel down the middle of the road

The idiot in the left lane wasn't paying attention and just kept driving straight ahead I just see him close in on my left fender and I legit thought he was going to side swipe me. He comes within like .2 inches of my car and I steer hard to the right to avoid a collision. The bastard keeps driving on not even noticing what almost just happened.

The roads were wet and had I been in a car without amazing stability control, I would have spun out after making that hard right maneuver. So my BMW saved me from a potential crash

Just thought I'd share You have to be really careful out there. It's always the good drivers that have to accommodate for the bad ones.
Old 05-18-2009, 06:31 PM
  #2  
Contributors
 
CWS530's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: St. Louis Burbs, USA
Posts: 8,998
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
My Ride: 2007 530i. Purchased 6/28/07. Titanium Silver Metallic, Black Dakota Leather, Dark Poplar Trim, Steptronic, Premium Package, Cold Weather Package, Bluetooth, Adaptive Control Xenons. 10/30/07 Added OEM 124s with 245/40/18 & 275/35/18 Michelin Pilot Sport A/S tires. Installed red Cal Covers� from BavAuto. 11/21/07 Added OEM all-weather floor mats (for winter, carpet in summer) and coat rack. 6/26/08 installed M5-style rear spoiler. 6/30/08 put on red reflectors. 8/22/08 Euro turn signal stickers applied. 3/20/09 Installed Shadowline Trim. 3/27/09 Added Matte Black Kidney Grilles from Trinity. 4/03/09 Installed Bimmian Shadow Matte Black 530i Badges. 4/04/09 Installed LED license plate lights from Trinity. 5/01/09 Installed Brabus Interior LED Kit and White Angel Eyes. 5/02/09 Put in Brabus 6K Fogs. 5/14/09 Removed charcoal filter. 5/15/09 Installed light smoke LED side marker lamps from Trinity. 5/21/09 Sprint Booster. 6/12/09 Painted exhaust tips flat black. 6/13/09 Pulled red Cal Covers and painted calipers low gloss black. 6/27/09 RPI Ram Air Scoop from Trinity. 8/15/09 Installed Brabus's silver invisibulbs front and rear. 9/24/09 Installed R-Dash license plate LEDs from Brabaus (John).
Default

Marc, that graphic rocks! Glad you're OK.
Old 05-18-2009, 06:34 PM
  #3  
Super Moderator
 
Rudy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Pittsburgh, PA USA
Posts: 17,310
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
My Ride: G30 M550i
Model Year: 2018
Default

+1 on the graphic and glad you were able to save it...

(What did it take you, like a half-hour to make that graphic? )
Old 05-18-2009, 06:49 PM
  #4  
Contributors
 
tex_phil's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: San Antonio, TX
Posts: 5,895
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
My Ride: 04 525i, 04 Dinan M3
Default

Uh do we live in the same town?! This EXACT thing happend to me last week! I was going 65, and the guy in the left lane kept driving straight and I almost got sandwiched between the 2 cars!
Old 05-18-2009, 06:50 PM
  #5  
Contributors
 
Alpine White Girl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Nebraska
Posts: 3,573
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Rudy' post='882630' date='May 18 2009, 09:34 PM
+1 on the graphic and glad you were able to save it...

(What did it take you, like a half-hour to make that graphic? )
lol good work. im hoping for someone to hit me so i can get a new front end for FREE!!! or rear end me so i can get lci tails AHAHAHAA.
Old 05-18-2009, 06:53 PM
  #6  
Contributors
 
theXman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Jersey
Posts: 7,053
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
My Ride: 2004 530i
Model Year: 2004
Default

Originally Posted by Alpine White Girl' post='882647' date='May 18 2009, 10:50 PM
lol good work. im hoping for someone to hit me so i can get a new front end for FREE!!! or rear end me so i can get lci tails AHAHAHAA.
I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Don't jinx it.
Old 05-18-2009, 06:54 PM
  #7  
Contributors
 
theXman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Jersey
Posts: 7,053
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
My Ride: 2004 530i
Model Year: 2004
Default

Krozi - Glad you came out of that ok. Watch out for those idoits.
Old 05-18-2009, 07:06 PM
  #8  
Contributors
 
ValE60's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Ft. Lauderdale, FL
Posts: 614
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
My Ride: 2005 545i Sports, Premium and dynamic packages
Default

Krozi,
3 words for you: Welcome to Florida! I have been living here for 15 years and never seems to amaze me how people drive...it's a bit better now since I don't work in Miami anymore! Just be careful out there and the roads are very wet indeed, it's raining cats & dogs...
Old 05-18-2009, 07:10 PM
  #9  
Contributors
 
craigm1841's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 4,656
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by ValE60' post='882668' date='May 18 2009, 11:06 PM
Krozi,
3 words for you: Welcome to Florida! I have been living here for 15 years and never seems to amaze me how people drive...it's a bit better now since I don't work in Miami anymore! Just be careful out there and the roads are very wet indeed, it's raining cats & dogs...
Tampa isnt too bad. when i go visit my father in the boca area, it is AWEFUL
Old 05-18-2009, 07:52 PM
  #10  
Contributors
 
-Mike-'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Orlando, FL
Posts: 1,174
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
My Ride: 2008 550i sport
Default

Thankfully, no green colored I in lane 3 for you to smash into during your manuever

For a young man, your defensive driving skills are supurb. Now go brag to your p's so you can get a get out of jail free card next time you do something bad

All joking aside, stay safe!


Quick Reply: People cannot drive.



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 07:24 AM.