People cannot drive.
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Ok, as you can see in the awesome illustration above, that is the road setup. consider the red "I" the idiot and the black "I" me, the awesome and aware BMW driver.![Tongue](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/tongue.gif)
See how all three lanes shift slightly to the left? Well, since I am a good driver I see this and turn my steering wheel to the correct angle to enable my car to continuously travel down the middle of the road![Laughing](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/laughing.gif)
The idiot in the left lane wasn't paying attention and just kept driving straight ahead I just see him close in on my left fender and I legit thought he was going to side swipe me. He comes within like .2 inches of my car and I steer hard to the right to avoid a collision. The bastard keeps driving on not even noticing what almost just happened.
The roads were wet and had I been in a car without amazing stability control, I would have spun out after making that hard right maneuver. So my BMW saved me from a potential crash![Smile](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/smile.gif)
Just thought I'd share
You have to be really careful out there. It's always the good drivers that have to accommodate for the bad ones.
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Ok, as you can see in the awesome illustration above, that is the road setup. consider the red "I" the idiot and the black "I" me, the awesome and aware BMW driver.
![Tongue](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/tongue.gif)
See how all three lanes shift slightly to the left? Well, since I am a good driver I see this and turn my steering wheel to the correct angle to enable my car to continuously travel down the middle of the road
![Laughing](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/laughing.gif)
The idiot in the left lane wasn't paying attention and just kept driving straight ahead I just see him close in on my left fender and I legit thought he was going to side swipe me. He comes within like .2 inches of my car and I steer hard to the right to avoid a collision. The bastard keeps driving on not even noticing what almost just happened.
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The roads were wet and had I been in a car without amazing stability control, I would have spun out after making that hard right maneuver. So my BMW saved me from a potential crash
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Just thought I'd share
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Marc, that graphic rocks!
Glad you're OK.
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Uh do we live in the same town?! This EXACT thing happend to me last week! I was going 65, and the guy in the left lane kept driving straight and I almost got sandwiched between the 2 cars!
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Originally Posted by Rudy' post='882630' date='May 18 2009, 09:34 PM
+1 on the graphic and glad you were able to save it...
(What did it take you, like a half-hour to make that graphic?
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(What did it take you, like a half-hour to make that graphic?
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Originally Posted by Alpine White Girl' post='882647' date='May 18 2009, 10:50 PM
lol good work. im hoping for someone to hit me so i can get a new front end for FREE!!! or rear end me so i can get lci tails AHAHAHAA.
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Krozi,
3 words for you: Welcome to Florida! I have been living here for 15 years and never seems to amaze me how people drive...it's a bit better now since I don't work in Miami anymore! Just be careful out there and the roads are very wet indeed, it's raining cats & dogs...
3 words for you: Welcome to Florida! I have been living here for 15 years and never seems to amaze me how people drive...it's a bit better now since I don't work in Miami anymore! Just be careful out there and the roads are very wet indeed, it's raining cats & dogs...
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Originally Posted by ValE60' post='882668' date='May 18 2009, 11:06 PM
Krozi,
3 words for you: Welcome to Florida! I have been living here for 15 years and never seems to amaze me how people drive...it's a bit better now since I don't work in Miami anymore! Just be careful out there and the roads are very wet indeed, it's raining cats & dogs...
3 words for you: Welcome to Florida! I have been living here for 15 years and never seems to amaze me how people drive...it's a bit better now since I don't work in Miami anymore! Just be careful out there and the roads are very wet indeed, it's raining cats & dogs...
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Thankfully, no green colored I in lane 3 for you to smash into during your manuever ![Big Grin](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/biggrin.gif)
For a young man, your defensive driving skills are supurb. Now go brag to your p's so you can get a get out of jail free card next time you do something bad
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All joking aside, stay safe!
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For a young man, your defensive driving skills are supurb. Now go brag to your p's so you can get a get out of jail free card next time you do something bad
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All joking aside, stay safe!