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01-28-2005, 07:26 PM
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01-28-2005, 10:14 PM
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I'm sceptical - Doesn't make sense thermodynamically - Not enough heat in the pee to melt enough snow to make a difference. Unless maybe it was real soft and fluffy in which case why didn't he just stand up? Too pissed I guess.
01-29-2005, 05:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Rudy' date='Jan 29 2005, 01:18 AM
[quote name='DXXXi' date='Jan 29 2005, 02:14 AM']Too pissed I guess.
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[/quote]Definitely pissed. Definitely drunk.
01-29-2005, 11:18 AM
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A bunch of guys were sitting around a bar talking about things they bet on. A woman down at the end of the bar says, "Hey guys, I want some of that action!"
The bartender says; "Oh Yeah! What do you wanna bet on?"
Woman: "Most anything."
Bartender: "Like what for instance?"
Woman: "See that wall over their? I bet I can pee higher on that wall than you can!"
Bartender: (Thinks about this for a minute) "I'll take that bet! How much do you want to wager?"
Woman: "You name your poison."
Bartender: "I'll bet you a hundred dollars."
Woman: "Ok!"
Bartender: "Ladies first."
The woman pulls up her dress, pulls down her panties, leans back and pees.
"Your turn," she replies.
The bartender can hardly hold back his laughter as he looks at the mark on the wall just inches above the floor. He unzips his pants gets his sure-fire $100 tool out and gets ready to pee.
The woman takes a look at him and shouts, "Hey... NO HANDS!"
The bartender says; "Oh Yeah! What do you wanna bet on?"
Woman: "Most anything."
Bartender: "Like what for instance?"
Woman: "See that wall over their? I bet I can pee higher on that wall than you can!"
Bartender: (Thinks about this for a minute) "I'll take that bet! How much do you want to wager?"
Woman: "You name your poison."
Bartender: "I'll bet you a hundred dollars."
Woman: "Ok!"
Bartender: "Ladies first."
The woman pulls up her dress, pulls down her panties, leans back and pees.
"Your turn," she replies.
The bartender can hardly hold back his laughter as he looks at the mark on the wall just inches above the floor. He unzips his pants gets his sure-fire $100 tool out and gets ready to pee.
The woman takes a look at him and shouts, "Hey... NO HANDS!"
01-29-2005, 02:53 PM
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I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the
other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"
Well, I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom
but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat
embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"
The other person says: "So what are you up to?"
Ok so what kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking
this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"
Now I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"
Lordie, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could
just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them , "No........
I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the person say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall
who keeps answering all my questions!!!"
other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"
Well, I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom
but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat
embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"
The other person says: "So what are you up to?"
Ok so what kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking
this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"
Now I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"
Lordie, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could
just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them , "No........
I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the person say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall
who keeps answering all my questions!!!"
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Originally Posted by JDN' date='Jan 30 2005, 12:53 AM
I was barely sitting down
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