tool fan

Last night on my ritual drive from Bamberg to Wiesbaden, I drove on the autobahn by a town called Eltman. Eltman has this nice tunnel about 2 k's long. As I was driving through this tunnel a VERY loud exhaust note disturbed my CD listening pleasures (Dire Straits). So I paused the CD to better hear. I rolled down my window and man.....was this thing loud and even better he was right behind me. I remember thinking to myself that he had some odd looking headlights. (not strange for a RICER) My adrenalin was pumping and I was just waiting to get out of the tunnel so I cound punch it and smoke his RICER ass. Well the tunnel ended, I dropped into Sport mode and punched it, man it was pretty...my car jumped forward and started voicing her approval by the sound of her engine. I gripped the wheel (100mph) and i am moving out. BUT....to my dismay this RICER is right on my ass. So gunned it to the floor and she dropped gears and lurched forward again (120 mph) looked in my rear view and SHIT the RICER is almost touching my bumper....but now I see the headlights from 2 more RICERS comin up fast. (143 mph) Still on my ass. I am thinking that there is no possible way that I just got owned by a RICER...NOT A RICER!!!!! So I backed off and shifted lanes to let the RICERS pass, conceeding my defeat, I was at least going to flash him (them) to thank them for the race. I was embarressed but I knew I had lost so I wanted to make eye contact with the RICER...then I noticed,"HEY this is not a RICER!!!".....It was A Lambo Gallardo, a Ferrari 360 and some suped up Porche. WHEW...I am still unbeaten by a RICER (on the Autobahn). HAHAHA some of you ricer owners thought it was a good story for ya...huh? Later that evening I tried running with a MB E55...not a freaking chance in HELL. That is one FAST freaking car. But at least I tried.

Thank You, Thank You , Thank You...I'll be here all week and for my next trick...watch me pull my head out of my ass....
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heezy545i

Wow, one day I hope to be so lucky.

Jimbo

Goin' 100mph is fast in Los Angeles and will probably get a suspended license if caught or a very large fine.

alohalc

143mph? i really really really really want to go this fast but this will definitely send me straight to jail !

tool fan

Come on over to Germany. I have had her up to 154mph...don't think she would go much faster. Alot of wind and drag resistance. I had plenty of RPM's to go, just felt like she couldn't push any harder. Maybe it was the limiter that kicked in.

alohalc

i really want to and kigerka is nice enough to offer me a place to stay but i still need to get air tix and find some times. anyone can offer me the free air tix ?

spec33

Tool Fan,
Where are you in Wiesbaden, I'm in Darmstadt. I get up there atleast once a week. Thirty minutes in a Ricer, fifteen for me.

tool fan

Do you have the tail fin on yours? If so I saw it yesterday when I was in Darmstadt. I work at the Welcome Center on the Airfield.

EDIT: I just read the spoiler part. Yeah I saw your ride yesterday. Parked along the sidewalk by the 233RD BSB building in the 4000 area. Nice car

amigo525

Not fair an e60 530 beated my e60 525 on tuesday morning while driving 684 south.

spec33

Do you have the tail fin on yours? If so I saw it yesterday when I was in Darmstadt. I work at the Welcome Center on the Airfield.

EDIT: I just read the spoiler part. Yeah I saw your ride yesterday. Parked along the sidewalk by the 233RD BSB building in the 4000 area. Nice car
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Yep, That my baby. Surprised you could see it with all the dirt, I hate Germany weather