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An Open Letter to Jesse James

Old Apr 14, 2010 | 11:21 AM
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Dear Jesse James,

You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock? How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world. She has a body to die for and her current wealth is shadowed only by Oprah. Your wife recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named "America 's Sweetheart."

You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in front of the world while you were porkin? away. You really are a piece of work! You are the most hated asshole cheater on the planet! How can you live with yourself!

I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece of shit that you are: Thanks for taking the heat off of me. Let?s do lunch.

~Tiger
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Old Apr 14, 2010 | 11:23 AM
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LOL, good one!
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Old Apr 14, 2010 | 11:54 AM
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Pretty funny, I received this from a buddy yesterday!
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Old Apr 14, 2010 | 11:59 AM
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I wonder if Tiger ratted him out to get the heat off of him.
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Old Apr 14, 2010 | 01:47 PM
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Old Apr 14, 2010 | 04:12 PM
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Old Apr 14, 2010 | 04:51 PM
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Lmao
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Old Apr 15, 2010 | 08:13 AM
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poor girl.. ive never been so interested in a celebrity divorce before.. i watched him on the apprentice and he seemed like a nice guy, donald trump even liked him. scary to think you can be married to someone, and then you find out all this about them. it can even make you question your own judgement as a human being.. love is truly blind
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