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09-16-2006, 02:56 PM
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One of Australia's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made from red roses.
When the minister finished the service and everyone said their goodbyes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed again. It was a majestic tribute to the much loved cardiologist.
But presently one of the mourners began snickering and after a while broke into a fit of uncontrollable laughter. Outraged by the man's insensitivity, the man next to him leaned across and demanded to know why he was showing such disrespect.
"I'm really sorry if I've offended anyone," the man replied. "I was thinking about my own funeral and just couldn't contain myself. You see I'm a gynaecologist."
When the minister finished the service and everyone said their goodbyes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed again. It was a majestic tribute to the much loved cardiologist.
But presently one of the mourners began snickering and after a while broke into a fit of uncontrollable laughter. Outraged by the man's insensitivity, the man next to him leaned across and demanded to know why he was showing such disrespect.
"I'm really sorry if I've offended anyone," the man replied. "I was thinking about my own funeral and just couldn't contain myself. You see I'm a gynaecologist."
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