One wish each...
04-16-2006, 01:58 PM
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A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says: "I'll give each of you just one wish."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin. clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep."I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.
"OK, you're up" the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says:"I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
The Genie says: "I'll give each of you just one wish."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin. clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep."I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.
"OK, you're up" the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says:"I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
04-16-2006, 04:54 PM
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That was a good one 
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There's a similar one:
Three guys got lost in a forest for three days and they found a magic lamp, of course they rub it and a genie comes out.
The genie saw three of them and said "alright, since there's three of you I will grant you each one wish"
The first guy go "I want to be home with my wife and kids" and poof goes the first guy.
The second guy go "I don't have kids but I still want to be home with my wife" and poof goes the second guy.
The third guy said "I have no wife and no kids, I just want to see my two friends again" and poof comes the first and second back on the same spot.
04-18-2006, 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted by AC_S5' post='270212' date='Apr 17 2006, 10:26 AM
There's a similar one:
Three guys got lost in a forest for three days and they found a magic lamp, of course they rub it and a genie comes out.
The genie saw three of them and said "alright, since there's three of you I will grant you each one wish"
The first guy go "I want to be home with my wife and kids" and poof goes the first guy.
The second guy go "I don't have kids but I still want to be home with my wife" and poof goes the second guy.
The third guy said "I have no wife and no kids, I just want to see my two friends again" and poof comes the first and second back on the same spot.
