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07-18-2008, 12:50 AM
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'I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
She looked OK for a 57-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.
We drank a bit, had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
'What's that?' I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
I said, 'No' - excitedly.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'My lucky night'.
I went back to her place with her.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
'Mom, you still awake?'
She looked OK for a 57-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.
We drank a bit, had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
'What's that?' I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
I said, 'No' - excitedly.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'My lucky night'.
I went back to her place with her.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
'Mom, you still awake?'
07-18-2008, 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted by MarcsOnFire' post='627144' date='Jul 18 2008, 04:50 AM
'I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
She looked OK for a 57-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.
We drank a bit, had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
'What's that?' I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
I said, 'No' - excitedly.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'My lucky night'.
I went back to her place with her.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
'Mom, you still awake?'
She looked OK for a 57-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.
We drank a bit, had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
'What's that?' I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
I said, 'No' - excitedly.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'My lucky night'.
I went back to her place with her.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
'Mom, you still awake?'
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LOL!!!
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07-18-2008, 05:32 AM
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I could tell where the joke was heading... but it was still a f'n funny punchline! haha!! 