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Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.
One seventy year old man says, "I have this problem.I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee.
"An eighty year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."
The ninety year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow."
"So what`s your problem?" asked the others. "I don`t wake up until nine."
One seventy year old man says, "I have this problem.I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee.
"An eighty year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."
The ninety year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow."
"So what`s your problem?" asked the others. "I don`t wake up until nine."
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Originally Posted by alohalc' date='Jan 14 2005, 07:23 AM
heard it before and worried i'll be one of them when i reach that age :'(.
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' date='Jan 13 2005, 11:37 PM
You're half way there. You are just pee'ing the bed at the moment?
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