Obitiary
Scottish lady calls local newspaper to enter an obitiary for her recently departed husband.
The telesales operator advises that thay have a promotion and she can have 2 lines for the price of one.
So the lady dicates:
"Dearly departed Angus will be sadly missed"
"Volvo for sale one owner very low mileage"
The telesales operator advises that thay have a promotion and she can have 2 lines for the price of one.
So the lady dicates:
"Dearly departed Angus will be sadly missed"
"Volvo for sale one owner very low mileage"


