The New Urologist.......
02-24-2009, 10:41 AM
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As we men age, we start seeing more and more of the medical world and it's employees, which these days seems to have more and more women as Physicians and Therapists ETC.
So now the story.....
His family Doctor just recently referred him to a just out of medical school, female Urologist.
He had his appointment with her yesterday, and noted that she's absolutely drop-dead gorgeous as well as unbelievably sexy.
She told him that he absolutely must stop masturbating.
When he asked her why, she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you......"
So now the story.....
His family Doctor just recently referred him to a just out of medical school, female Urologist.
He had his appointment with her yesterday, and noted that she's absolutely drop-dead gorgeous as well as unbelievably sexy.
She told him that he absolutely must stop masturbating.
When he asked her why, she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you......"
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LOL, and on a related note (and actually a true story BTW) . . . . in the early 90s a close friend of mine was having issues passing blood in his urine, so his internist referred him to a urologist who happened to be an absolutely drop dead gorgeous lady (an 11 on a scale of 1-10).
After taking his history and beginning the physical examination, the fetching doctor begins a closer inspection of his private parts; to-wit my friend jokingly replies: "Hey Doc, be careful that I don't poke you in the eye." I'm told the doc did not find the comment particularly amusing and she promptly finished with the examination.
Fast forward a few years, and my friend's oldest son (my Godson), happened to be on a travel soccer team for the summer. The coach had a great idea of having bi-weekly potluck dinners so that the team could get to know each other better, as well as their respective families. At the first such dinner, my friend and his wife are introduced to the fetching urolgist and her husband, as they both have sons on the team.
My friend, as he retells the story, was praying that the doctor would not recognize him from several years earlier. The introduction goes without a hitch, HOWEVER, later in the dinner, the urologist walks up to my friend and privately says: "You know it's a good thing you didn't poke me in the eye the last time I saw you, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to recognize you and your lovely wife back there."
Now I've known my dear friend for more than 30 years, and I've never known him to be at a loss for words. Save this one occasion. I just wish that I was a fly on the wall to have observed the exchange live and in person.
After taking his history and beginning the physical examination, the fetching doctor begins a closer inspection of his private parts; to-wit my friend jokingly replies: "Hey Doc, be careful that I don't poke you in the eye." I'm told the doc did not find the comment particularly amusing and she promptly finished with the examination.
Fast forward a few years, and my friend's oldest son (my Godson), happened to be on a travel soccer team for the summer. The coach had a great idea of having bi-weekly potluck dinners so that the team could get to know each other better, as well as their respective families. At the first such dinner, my friend and his wife are introduced to the fetching urolgist and her husband, as they both have sons on the team.
My friend, as he retells the story, was praying that the doctor would not recognize him from several years earlier. The introduction goes without a hitch, HOWEVER, later in the dinner, the urologist walks up to my friend and privately says: "You know it's a good thing you didn't poke me in the eye the last time I saw you, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to recognize you and your lovely wife back there."
Now I've known my dear friend for more than 30 years, and I've never known him to be at a loss for words. Save this one occasion. I just wish that I was a fly on the wall to have observed the exchange live and in person.
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Originally Posted by one4thethumb' post='800488' date='Feb 24 2009, 03:33 PM
LOL, and on a related note (and actually a true story BTW) . . . . in the early 90s a close friend of mine was having issues passing blood in his urine, so his internist referred him to a urologist who happened to be an absolutely drop dead gorgeous lady (an 11 on a scale of 1-10).
After taking his history and beginning the physical examination, the fetching doctor begins a closer inspection of his private parts; to-wit my friend jokingly replies: "Hey Doc, be careful that I don't poke you in the eye." I'm told the doc did not find the comment particularly amusing and she promptly finished with the examination.
Fast forward a few years, and my friend's oldest son (my Godson), happened to be on a travel soccer team for the summer. The coach had a great idea of having bi-weekly potluck dinners so that the team could get to know each other better, as well as their respective families. At the first such dinner, my friend and his wife are introduced to the fetching urolgist and her husband, as they both have sons on the team.
My friend, as he retells the story, was praying that the doctor would not recognize him from several years earlier. The introduction goes without a hitch, HOWEVER, later in the dinner, the urologist walks up to my friend and privately says: "You know it's a good thing you didn't poke me in the eye the last time I saw you, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to recognize you and your lovely wife back there."
Now I've known my dear friend for more than 30 years, and I've never known him to be at a loss for words. Save this one occasion. I just wish that I was a fly on the wall to have observed the exchange live and in person.
After taking his history and beginning the physical examination, the fetching doctor begins a closer inspection of his private parts; to-wit my friend jokingly replies: "Hey Doc, be careful that I don't poke you in the eye." I'm told the doc did not find the comment particularly amusing and she promptly finished with the examination.
Fast forward a few years, and my friend's oldest son (my Godson), happened to be on a travel soccer team for the summer. The coach had a great idea of having bi-weekly potluck dinners so that the team could get to know each other better, as well as their respective families. At the first such dinner, my friend and his wife are introduced to the fetching urolgist and her husband, as they both have sons on the team.
My friend, as he retells the story, was praying that the doctor would not recognize him from several years earlier. The introduction goes without a hitch, HOWEVER, later in the dinner, the urologist walks up to my friend and privately says: "You know it's a good thing you didn't poke me in the eye the last time I saw you, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to recognize you and your lovely wife back there."
Now I've known my dear friend for more than 30 years, and I've never known him to be at a loss for words. Save this one occasion. I just wish that I was a fly on the wall to have observed the exchange live and in person.
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='800436' date='Feb 24 2009, 02:41 PM
As we men age, we start seeing more and more of the medical world and it's employees, which these days seems to have more and more women as Physicians and Therapists ETC.
So now the story.....
His family Doctor just recently referred him to a just out of medical school, female Urologist.
He had his appointment with her yesterday, and noted that she's absolutely drop-dead gorgeous as well as unbelievably sexy.
She told him that he absolutely must stop masturbating.
When he asked her why, she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you......"
So now the story.....
His family Doctor just recently referred him to a just out of medical school, female Urologist.
He had his appointment with her yesterday, and noted that she's absolutely drop-dead gorgeous as well as unbelievably sexy.
She told him that he absolutely must stop masturbating.
When he asked her why, she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you......"
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Originally Posted by one4thethumb' post='800488' date='Feb 24 2009, 12:33 PM
LOL, and on a related note (and actually a true story BTW) . . . . in the early 90s a close friend of mine was having issues passing blood in his urine, so his internist referred him to a urologist who happened to be an absolutely drop dead gorgeous lady (an 11 on a scale of 1-10).
After taking his history and beginning the physical examination, the fetching doctor begins a closer inspection of his private parts; to-wit my friend jokingly replies: "Hey Doc, be careful that I don't poke you in the eye." I'm told the doc did not find the comment particularly amusing and she promptly finished with the examination.
Fast forward a few years, and my friend's oldest son (my Godson), happened to be on a travel soccer team for the summer. The coach had a great idea of having bi-weekly potluck dinners so that the team could get to know each other better, as well as their respective families. At the first such dinner, my friend and his wife are introduced to the fetching urolgist and her husband, as they both have sons on the team.
My friend, as he retells the story, was praying that the doctor would not recognize him from several years earlier. The introduction goes without a hitch, HOWEVER, later in the dinner, the urologist walks up to my friend and privately says: "You know it's a good thing you didn't poke me in the eye the last time I saw you, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to recognize you and your lovely wife back there."
Now I've known my dear friend for more than 30 years, and I've never known him to be at a loss for words. Save this one occasion. I just wish that I was a fly on the wall to have observed the exchange live and in person.
After taking his history and beginning the physical examination, the fetching doctor begins a closer inspection of his private parts; to-wit my friend jokingly replies: "Hey Doc, be careful that I don't poke you in the eye." I'm told the doc did not find the comment particularly amusing and she promptly finished with the examination.
Fast forward a few years, and my friend's oldest son (my Godson), happened to be on a travel soccer team for the summer. The coach had a great idea of having bi-weekly potluck dinners so that the team could get to know each other better, as well as their respective families. At the first such dinner, my friend and his wife are introduced to the fetching urolgist and her husband, as they both have sons on the team.
My friend, as he retells the story, was praying that the doctor would not recognize him from several years earlier. The introduction goes without a hitch, HOWEVER, later in the dinner, the urologist walks up to my friend and privately says: "You know it's a good thing you didn't poke me in the eye the last time I saw you, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to recognize you and your lovely wife back there."
Now I've known my dear friend for more than 30 years, and I've never known him to be at a loss for words. Save this one occasion. I just wish that I was a fly on the wall to have observed the exchange live and in person.
What a great story!