alohalc

1. Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a project failed and who was responsible

2. Seagull manager: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and then leaves

3. Assmosis: The process by which some people absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than by working hard

4. Salmon Day: The experience of spending all day swimming upstream only to get screwed and end up dead

5. Mouse Potato: The online wireless generation's answer to the couch potato

6. SITCOMs (Single Income Two Children Oppressive Mortgage): What yuppies turn into when they have kids

7. Stress Puppy: A person who thrives on being stressed out

8. Percussive Maintenance: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work

9. Ohnosecond: That silent moment it takes for you to realise you've just made a VERY BIG mistake.

10. Adminisphere: The management layers which begin just above the rank and file (ie people who do all the work). Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve

Iceman

garehaan

percussive maintenance: hammering your steering wheel and applaying severe rhytmic beatings on your idrive knob when idrive freezes.

Iceman

alohalc

that is part of the 4-year regular maintenance package from my dealer .