never lie to a woman
10-12-2008, 02:32 PM
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Never Lie to a Woman
A man called home to his wife and said, ' Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be
gone for a week.
This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting,
so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set
out my rod and
fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house
to pick my things up'
' Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. '
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good .
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?'
You'll love the answer... The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your
fishing box ...'
Never Lie To A Woman...
A man called home to his wife and said, ' Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be
gone for a week.
This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting,
so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set
out my rod and
fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house
to pick my things up'
' Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. '
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good .
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?'
You'll love the answer... The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your
fishing box ...'
Never Lie To A Woman...
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