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Old 03-30-2009, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='831148' date='Mar 30 2009, 05:16 PM
how about a good joke that has a jewish mexican puppy killer that has abortions for fun, beats her children, is a rapist, but a rape victim herself, has cerbral palsy and is a cancer survivor and a supporter of the september 11th attacks? that joke would piss some people off... and she is blonde...
Is she Jimmy??
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='831191' date='Mar 30 2009, 08:56 PM
But does she like chrome?
Yes. she drives the "Envy Thread" car.
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='831148' date='Mar 30 2009, 07:16 PM
how about a good joke that has a jewish mexican puppy killer that has abortions for fun, beats her children, is a rapist, but a rape victim herself, has cerbral palsy and is a cancer survivor and a supporter of the september 11th attacks? that joke would piss some people off... and she is blonde...
and is a Nazi.
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ha ha ha ha

too funny! thanks for the laugh
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='831148' date='Mar 30 2009, 07:16 PM
how about a good joke that has a jewish mexican puppy killer that has abortions for fun, beats her children, is a rapist, but a rape victim herself, has cerbral palsy and is a cancer survivor and a supporter of the september 11th attacks? that joke would piss some people off... and she is blonde...
hey i was blonde once! i take that personally........................................ ............














NOT
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Originally Posted by melimel' post='831575' date='Mar 31 2009, 05:23 AM
hey i was blonde once! i take that personally........................................ ............
Were you STILL blonde if you stood on your head?? If not it does NOT count!!
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='831926' date='Mar 31 2009, 02:42 PM
Were you STILL blonde if you stood on your head?? If not it does NOT count!!
Ba-da-tssh!
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