Nair a Hair
03-30-2009, 02:39 PM
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My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet.
He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some 'Nair' hair
remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady went to the drug store and got some 'Nair' hair remover. At the register the druggist told her,
'If you' re going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days.'
The lady said, 'I'm not using it under my arms.'
The druggist said. 'If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days.'
The lady said, 'I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.'
The druggist said, 'In that case, stay off your bicycle for a week.'
He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some 'Nair' hair
remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady went to the drug store and got some 'Nair' hair remover. At the register the druggist told her,
'If you' re going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days.'
The lady said, 'I'm not using it under my arms.'
The druggist said. 'If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days.'
The lady said, 'I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.'
The druggist said, 'In that case, stay off your bicycle for a week.'
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HAHA! Good one Irish!
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TFF! 
Good one Oirish!! 
So where have you been recently?? 
Good one Oirish!! So where have you been recently??
03-30-2009, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='831082' date='Mar 30 2009, 11:58 PM
TFF! Good one Oirish!! So where have you been recently??
Good one Oirish!! So where have you been recently?? Eh, trying to think of racist jokes !!!!
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' post='831109' date='Mar 30 2009, 04:30 PM
Eh, trying to think of racist jokes !!!!
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HAHAHA!
Especially how BORING it's been here lately 
Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='831111' date='Mar 30 2009, 06:31 PM
Oh yeah, we NEED more of those around here!!
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Originally Posted by mrfva' post='831143' date='Mar 30 2009, 08:12 PM
Especially how BORING it's been here lately
03-30-2009, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='831148' date='Mar 30 2009, 07:16 PM
how about a good joke that has a jewish mexican puppy killer that has abortions for fun, beats her children, is a rapist, but a rape victim herself, has cerbral palsy and is a cancer survivor and a supporter of the september 11th attacks? that joke would piss some people off... and she is blonde...