Mother of all tragedies, WTF?
04-02-2009, 07:19 PM
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My Ride: 2006 525XI, Jet black on Dakota beige. Premium and winter packages. I consider myself a purist and intend to keep my car absolutely stock and shiny.
2008 328I Convertible, Sapphire black on beige interior. Premium package, NAV, iPod adapter.
Retired: 2002 325I, Titanium silver on black leather. Premium package. Absolutely stock and proud of it.
Well, after my horrible experience I listened to your collective advice and went to the local Haz-mat where they completely sterilized me and on their advice I went to confession. The priest chastised me for my big blunder and as absolution he had me do three Hail-Mary passes, 10 laps around the pews and ordered me to wear for a month a pink t-shirt with "Forgive me Father for I have touched a Camry" in big, purple letters. Thank you, my brothers and sisters for your words of encouragement. I shall look into some mods to make sure I never again go through this horrible experience. Now, I'm off to bed with the help of some valiums and a stiff drink.
Yours truly, in the name of BMW. Hey-man!
Yours truly, in the name of BMW. Hey-man!
04-02-2009, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by SoCalBimmer' post='834180' date='Apr 2 2009, 01:02 PM
Can we get the admin to please BAN him..thanks
04-02-2009, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by GENEaTALS' post='834504' date='Apr 2 2009, 06:00 PM
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04-02-2009, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Alpine White Girl' post='834768' date='Apr 2 2009, 10:12 PM
eye sight fading a little?
04-02-2009, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by DRANGED' post='834806' date='Apr 2 2009, 08:41 PM
Hair on his palms? Maybe the photo's you posted of yourself are the reason he is going blind?
04-02-2009, 07:54 PM
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My Ride: 2008 550i Jet Black on Black Leather, SAT with Paddles, Logic 7, Comfort Seats, NAV, Sport Package, PDC, Xenons, Sirius, Trinity 12W LED Angel Eyes, RPi GT Exhaust, M rear spoiler, ACS Roof Spoiler, Tinted Tail Lights, Bimmian Carbon Fiber Pillar Trim, Bimmian Shadow 550i emblem, RPi Scoop, E60 Forum Cling, Mtec bulbs in fog lights, Mtec 2W LED for License Plate Light Bulbs, K&N Filter, Bimmian LED Smoked Side Markers, Blackout roundels, Carbon Fiber Kidney Grills.
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Originally Posted by Alpine White Girl' post='834768' date='Apr 2 2009, 08:12 PM
i would goto the doc and get your eyes checked...are you old balls?.....
