Mother of all tragedies, WTF?
04-02-2009, 11:46 AM
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My Ride: 2005 (01/05 Build) Titanium Silver Metallic 530i, Black Dakota Leather Interior w/Dark Poplar Wood Trim, Cold, Premium & Sport Packages, Steptronic, Bluetooth
MODS: OEM 166's (M5 Offset) on General's (245/35 & 275/30), 15mm H&R Spacers, Auxiliary Audio Input, 6000K Xenon Headlights and Matching HID Fogs, AIB v3.0, SprintBooster, OEM LED License Plate Bulbs, Smoked LED Side Markers, Matte Black Kidney Grills
'Liquid Lunches' will do that to you... 
04-02-2009, 11:53 AM
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My Ride: '05 545 Titanium Silver, Black Leather - Nav, Logic 7, Cold weather.
Mods:
Carbon filter removed.
M5 iDrive knob.
Umnitza license plate LEDs.
MP3
40% 3M tint
ACS Anti-Roll(sway) bars
RPI Scoop
G-tech Pro RR
CF Roundels
CF Wheel caps
Either you were too drunk, too blind or too tired...either one you shouldn't have been driving any car back to the office not even a Toyota...
04-02-2009, 11:59 AM
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My Ride: 2008 550i Jet Black on Black Leather, SAT with Paddles, Logic 7, Comfort Seats, NAV, Sport Package, PDC, Xenons, Sirius, Trinity 12W LED Angel Eyes, RPi GT Exhaust, M rear spoiler, ACS Roof Spoiler, Tinted Tail Lights, Bimmian Carbon Fiber Pillar Trim, Bimmian Shadow 550i emblem, RPi Scoop, E60 Forum Cling, Mtec bulbs in fog lights, Mtec 2W LED for License Plate Light Bulbs, K&N Filter, Bimmian LED Smoked Side Markers, Blackout roundels, Carbon Fiber Kidney Grills.
Retired Rides - 1989 325i convertible, 1995 M3, 2002 X5, 2005 545i, 2008 X5 (Lemon)
The answer is simple.....you need to trade your E60 in on a Toyota Camry, your heart is TELLING you this!!
04-02-2009, 12:01 PM
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My Ride: 2006 BMW 550i Monaco Blue
1st Schedule a dermal peel for your hand. 
2nd Neutralize all witnesses.
3rd Never repeat this story to anyone ever again.
Now go out to your e60 put a fresh coat of wax on her and say you?re sorry.
2nd Neutralize all witnesses.
3rd Never repeat this story to anyone ever again.
Now go out to your e60 put a fresh coat of wax on her and say you?re sorry.
04-02-2009, 12:06 PM
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My Ride: My 5 and I met on Father's Day 2008 and have been together ever since. 20" Wheels (Make TBD), premium package, sport package, AiB V3 upgrade and a Passport Escort 8500 Radar Detector.
Good thing the alarm didn't go off! You would have made the front page!
"Bimmer owner caught trying to steal Camry in broad daylight!"
"Bimmer owner caught trying to steal Camry in broad daylight!"
04-02-2009, 12:08 PM
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My Ride: 2008 550i Jet Black on Black Leather, SAT with Paddles, Logic 7, Comfort Seats, NAV, Sport Package, PDC, Xenons, Sirius, Trinity 12W LED Angel Eyes, RPi GT Exhaust, M rear spoiler, ACS Roof Spoiler, Tinted Tail Lights, Bimmian Carbon Fiber Pillar Trim, Bimmian Shadow 550i emblem, RPi Scoop, E60 Forum Cling, Mtec bulbs in fog lights, Mtec 2W LED for License Plate Light Bulbs, K&N Filter, Bimmian LED Smoked Side Markers, Blackout roundels, Carbon Fiber Kidney Grills.
Retired Rides - 1989 325i convertible, 1995 M3, 2002 X5, 2005 545i, 2008 X5 (Lemon)
Originally Posted by 5_Is_Alive' post='834286' date='Apr 2 2009, 01:06 PM
Good thing the alarm didn't go off! You would have made the front page!
"Bimmer owner caught trying to steal Camry in broad daylight!"
"Bimmer owner caught trying to steal Camry in broad daylight!"
Though I'm not sure if that is any worse than the truth! 
04-02-2009, 12:18 PM
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My Ride: 2008 535i / Black Sapphire / Premium / Navigation / Bluetooth / PDC / USB Audio Integration / 6 Speed Sport Automatic with Steptronic / Logic 7 / Comfort Access / Auto Folding Mirrors / Comfort Seats / Rear Heated Seats / 35% Tint All Around / Black Dakota Leather
*LOL*
Reminds me of the time my wife was trying to get into a silver Honda Accord when I had my Silver 530i (E39). Silver_545i knows what I am talking about. He was there.
Reminds me of the time my wife was trying to get into a silver Honda Accord when I had my Silver 530i (E39). Silver_545i knows what I am talking about. He was there.
04-02-2009, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='834288' date='Apr 2 2009, 01:08 PM
TFF! Though I'm not sure if that is any worse than the truth!
Though I'm not sure if that is any worse than the truth! 
04-02-2009, 12:52 PM
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My Ride: Jet Black '05 545i, Sport/Premium Pkg, Steptronic, Adaptive Xenon, Nav, L7, Blue2th, PDC,
your e6t doesn't deserve you!! 
i can be a good foster owner if you'll let me.....
that was too funny
i can be a good foster owner if you'll let me.....
that was too funny