Moose Hunting
06-20-2005, 11:02 AM
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Two Irish lads chartered a small plane in Canada to take them in to the wilderness to hunt moose. They bagged six. As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane could take only four moose. The two lads objected strongly.
"Ah for feck sake! Last year we shot six and the pilot let us put them all on board; he had the same plane as yours and everything." Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded.
However, even with full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down a few moments after take-off. Climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy said to Seamus,
"Feckin hell! Any idea where we are?"
"Emmmmm, yeah. I tink we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
"Ah for feck sake! Last year we shot six and the pilot let us put them all on board; he had the same plane as yours and everything." Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded.
However, even with full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down a few moments after take-off. Climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy said to Seamus,
"Feckin hell! Any idea where we are?"
"Emmmmm, yeah. I tink we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
06-20-2005, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Flowerfred' date='Jun 20 2005, 08:55 PM
A small what? Hot air balloon?
Just messing with you..?
Just messing with you..?
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06-20-2005, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by marty530d' date='Jun 20 2005, 09:42 PM
IrishEyes! What the Feck would we do without you ? ? ? ? ?
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' date='Jun 20 2005, 11:15 PM
I'm running out.?
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