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11-26-2005, 04:17 AM
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A middle aged woman standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband. "I look horrible. I'm fat, my boobs and my backside are getting saggier by the day, I find a new wrinkle every morning and I think I'll have to go up yet ANOTHER dress size." Sitting down with her head in her hands she continues, "I just feel so old and ugly... can you please at least pay me one compliment" The husband replies....."Well if it's any consolation, your eyesight's f*cking spot on!!"
11-26-2005, 07:57 AM
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My Ride: In a place where the Mercedes density is the highest in the world (no. of MB per square kilometer) I choose a Bimmer, why? because of one thing "The Ultimate Driving Experience"
My Ride:
523i Steptronic, Silver Grey Exterior, Black Interior with Black Dakota Leather and Maple Wood Trim. Chrome Grill, Style 123 rim, Airbags everywhere, PDC, Rain sensor, Auto lights, Moveable front armrest, Advance Climate Control, Glass Sunroof, Auto dimming interior and exterior mirror with foldable functions, Extended Lights package, 6 CD changer in glove box, Power seats with memory, Power adjustable steering wheel, Power rear sunblinds.
Add ons: 123 wheels, chrome grill, K&N Hi flow filter, Eibach Pro Kit, e60.net decal and 24,000km
Past rides:
2001 Nissan Xterra SE
1999 E39 523i
1999 E46 323i
1996 Acura Integra LS
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