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07-29-2006, 12:16 PM
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My Ride: 2005 525i Titanium Silver Metalic and 2003 325xi Jet Black with the Premium Package in both cars.
David Letterman's Top Ten ReasonsWhy
Golf Is Better Than Sex.....
#10...A below par performance
is considered damn good.
#9...You can stop in the middle and have
a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#8...It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7...Foursomes are encouraged.
#6...You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#5...Three times a day is possible.
#4...Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer
if you play with someone else.
#3...If you live in Florida, you can do it
almost everyday.
#2...You don't have to cuddle with your
partner when you're finished.
And the number one reason why golf is
better than sex.....
#1...If your equipment gets old and rusty,
you can replace it!
I love these golf jokes
Golf Is Better Than Sex.....
#10...A below par performance
is considered damn good.
#9...You can stop in the middle and have
a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#8...It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7...Foursomes are encouraged.
#6...You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#5...Three times a day is possible.
#4...Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer
if you play with someone else.
#3...If you live in Florida, you can do it
almost everyday.
#2...You don't have to cuddle with your
partner when you're finished.
And the number one reason why golf is
better than sex.....
#1...If your equipment gets old and rusty,
you can replace it!
I love these golf jokes
07-31-2006, 06:45 AM
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My Ride: (USA) 645Ci, Silver Gray, Chateau, Cold Weather PKG, Premium Sound PKG, Sport PKG, Step, NAV [Std Equip in 645], HUD, Satellite (SIRIUS) Radio, Aux Input, Bluetooth enabled using iPhone 3GS w/ adapter cradle - Build date - 01/05, Baby delivered 2/24/05
Sounds like a good reason to take up golf
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