The Medicine Man
02-05-2010, 11:36 AM
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On his 75th birthday a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation, who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded to go, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man, and wondered what he was in for.
The old man slowly and methodically produced a potion, handed it to him, and with a firm grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. Take only one teaspoonful and then say, ?1-2-3". When you do that you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you will be able to perform as long as you want."
The man was encouraged. As he walks away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say, ?1-2-3-4?, he responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon." He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"
Immediately he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition because we could end up with a dangling participle.
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The old man slowly and methodically produced a potion, handed it to him, and with a firm grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. Take only one teaspoonful and then say, ?1-2-3". When you do that you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you will be able to perform as long as you want."
The man was encouraged. As he walks away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say, ?1-2-3-4?, he responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon." He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"
Immediately he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition because we could end up with a dangling participle.
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Sixer... I know that joke, I love that joke, and I had a suspicion that it was going to BE that joke when I read the title!! 
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