JStraw

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and say, "I am very
Rich. Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of
Your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
"He's very rich.
Marry him." That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and get her telephone
Number. The next day you call and Say "Hi, I'm very
rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your
Tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You
open the door for her,
Pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride,
and then say, "By
The way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?" That's
Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and Says,
"You are very rich." That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and say, "I'm rich.
Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer
Feedback!

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and say, "I am Very
Rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her
husband. That's demand and
Supply gap.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and before you say,
"I am very rich. Marry me!" she turns her face
towards you & she is your
Wife! That's competition eating into your market
share.

Iceman