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Old 04-06-2006 | 06:42 AM
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Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else...

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $1000 dollars if you let me screw you....but the girl said NO.

Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend..... so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says ask him for $2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down.

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened......

She said "The bastard used coins"


Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
Old 04-06-2006 | 06:54 AM
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Good one, Andre. Thanks.
Old 04-06-2006 | 06:59 AM
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Originally Posted by JDN' post='265478' date='Apr 6 2006, 04:54 PM
Good one, Andre. Thanks.

How are'ya Jim ?
Old 04-06-2006 | 08:05 AM
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Originally Posted by andy545' post='265483' date='Apr 6 2006, 09:59 AM
How are'ya Jim ?
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Old 04-06-2006 | 08:46 AM
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Obviously Johnny is a very clever businessman
Old 04-06-2006 | 09:12 AM
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That guy needs to run my business.
Old 04-06-2006 | 02:12 PM
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Old 04-06-2006 | 03:39 PM
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Smart Johnny boy
Old 04-06-2006 | 04:19 PM
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Good business joke
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