Lottery Winner
03-04-2005, 05:15 AM
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My Ride: Collected Sept 2009 - BMW E90 M3, Silverstone II, Novillo Black leather, 19" M Double-Spoke alloys, High Beam Assist, Electronic Damper Control, Voice Control, PDC, USB, DAB, High Gloss Shadowline, Sliding armrest, Trim Finishing in aluminium grey.
A man rushes home, bursting through the front door of his house yelling to
his wife: "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery! All ?10 million of it... Woooohoooo!"
"That's great, sweetie!", she replies, "Do I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"
"Who cares," he replies, "Just f**k off!"
his wife: "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery! All ?10 million of it... Woooohoooo!"
"That's great, sweetie!", she replies, "Do I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"
"Who cares," he replies, "Just f**k off!"
03-04-2005, 10:02 AM
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If you're wife has put on some weight lately, tell her to walk 3 miles in the morning and another 3 miles in the evening.
By the end of the week she'll be 42 miles away...
By the end of the week she'll be 42 miles away...
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