The Lone Ranger -Johnny Depp as Tonto????
09-26-2008, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by melimel' post='678838' date='Sep 26 2008, 07:18 AM
yea.. well.. somehow i bet when they put Depp in his makeup and he looks all dirty and sexy.. (ahhhhh) hes gonna look like Tonto and im going to be his little Pokahontas! 
(and i am truly half Mohawk) 
(and i am truly half Mohawk) 
Which half: top or bottom?
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='679239' date='Sep 26 2008, 03:13 PM
Which half: top or bottom? 
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Originally Posted by melimel' post='678838' date='Sep 26 2008, 05:18 AM
.... i am truly half Mohawk......
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oo geez.. as i was reading this.. when i saw.. which half mel.. the top or bottom.. i almost predicted what was going to be next.. i swear i knew it.. (pok- ahontas..lol. . correction-pocahontas.... lol.. maybe that was a freudian slip? lmfslao... 
wanting to be "poked" by depp.. sorry.. cant help myself
. correction-pocahontas.... lol.. maybe that was a freudian slip? lmfslao... wanting to be "poked" by depp.. sorry.. cant help myself
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Originally Posted by melimel' post='679313' date='Sep 26 2008, 03:38 PM
oo geez.. as i was reading this.. when i saw.. which half mel.. the top or bottom.. i almost predicted what was going to be next.. i swear i knew it.. (pok- ahontas..lol. . correction-pocahontas.... lol.. maybe that was a freudian slip? lmfslao... wanting to be "poked" by depp.. sorry.. cant help myself
. correction-pocahontas.... lol.. maybe that was a freudian slip? lmfslao... wanting to be "poked" by depp.. sorry.. cant help myself
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Looks like Mel must have flunked Charm School!
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Originally Posted by melimel' post='679313' date='Sep 26 2008, 05:38 PM
oo geez.. as i was reading this.. when i saw.. which half mel.. the top or bottom.. i almost predicted what was going to be next.. i swear i knew it.. (pok- ahontas..lol. . correction-pocahontas.... lol.. maybe that was a freudian slip? lmfslao... wanting to be "poked" by depp.. sorry.. cant help myself
. correction-pocahontas.... lol.. maybe that was a freudian slip? lmfslao... wanting to be "poked" by depp.. sorry.. cant help myself
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OK, try to keep up with my reasoning or lack thereof. There is a PP in Johnny Depp and Mel wants Johnny Depp's PP in her. My name is Johnny as well and I have a PP, just no DE. Therefore, I'm only a D & E away. If it was D & M, that would be Dinner and a Movie. How about Dinner and Embrace? Pat, I'd like to buy the letters D & E to solve the puzzle. 
Pat, I'd like to buy the letters D & E to solve the puzzle.
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Originally Posted by DRANGED' post='679384' date='Sep 26 2008, 09:04 PM
OK, try to keep up with my reasoning or lack thereof. There is a PP in Johnny Depp and Mel wants Johnny Depp's PP in her. My name is Johnny as well and I have a PP, just no DE. Therefore, I'm only a D & E away. If it was D & M, that would be Dinner and a Movie. How about Dinner and Embrace? Pat, I'd like to buy the letters D & E to solve the puzzle.
Pat, I'd like to buy the letters D & E to solve the puzzle. the 6's and 9's are free today.........................
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ok johnny that was the funniest.. 