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The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an Indian war party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In
honour of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days.
But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your
first request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." Chief
nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in
Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns
with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches,
the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a
very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days.
What is your second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought
to him and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver
takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that
evening, to the Chiefs surprise, Silver again returns, this time
with voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She
enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are
indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow.
What is your last request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, alone."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the
Lone Rangers tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by
both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen carefully dickhead,
for the last time, I said, "Bring Posse!"
The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In
honour of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days.
But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your
first request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." Chief
nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in
Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns
with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches,
the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a
very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days.
What is your second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought
to him and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver
takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that
evening, to the Chiefs surprise, Silver again returns, this time
with voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She
enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are
indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow.
What is your last request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, alone."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the
Lone Rangers tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by
both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen carefully dickhead,
for the last time, I said, "Bring Posse!"
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[quote name='IrishEyes' date='Jun 11 2005, 04:51 PM']
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an Indian war party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In
honour of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days.
But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your
first request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." Chief
nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in
Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns
with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches,
the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a
very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days.
What is your second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought
to him and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver
takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that
evening, to the Chiefs surprise, Silver again returns, this time
with voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She
enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are
indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow.
What is your last request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, alone."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the
Lone Rangers tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by
both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen carefully dickhead,
for the last time, I said, "Bring Posse!"
Now thats my kind of horse
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an Indian war party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In
honour of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days.
But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your
first request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." Chief
nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in
Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns
with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches,
the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a
very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days.
What is your second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought
to him and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver
takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that
evening, to the Chiefs surprise, Silver again returns, this time
with voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She
enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are
indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow.
What is your last request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, alone."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the
Lone Rangers tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by
both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen carefully dickhead,
for the last time, I said, "Bring Posse!"
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[/quoNow thats my kind of horse
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