Little Johnny Joke
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A friend sent this to me... pretty cute. Enjoy!
Little Johnny and his classmate rushed to clean up their desk and get ready to go home. But their third grade teacher announced that today the class would be released differently.
?Whoever answers my questions on famous people correctly will get released first,? she announced. The kids agreed. Little Johnny didn?t care much, he just wanted to go home and play.
?By show of hands, who was the third president of the United States?? Jenny quickly blurted out, Thomas Jefferson. Little Johnny sat back in anger and mumbled, ?she didn?t give anyone else a chance to answer.?
?Right? said the teacher. ?You can go home now, Jenny. Okay, for the next question. Who invented the light bulb?? Tammy quickly blurted out, Benjamin Franklin.
Little Johnny put his hand back down and again sat back in even more anger and mumbled, ?She didn?t give anyone else a chance to answer either.?
?That?s right,? said the teacher. ?You can also go home now, Tammy. Okay, for the next question...?
Little Johnny meant to mumble but his comment was heard by everyone in the class. ?I wish these bitches keep their mouth shut.?
The teacher quickly yelled out ?Who said that!?
Little Johnny yelled back, ?Tiger Woods! Can I go home now!?
Little Johnny and his classmate rushed to clean up their desk and get ready to go home. But their third grade teacher announced that today the class would be released differently.
?Whoever answers my questions on famous people correctly will get released first,? she announced. The kids agreed. Little Johnny didn?t care much, he just wanted to go home and play.
?By show of hands, who was the third president of the United States?? Jenny quickly blurted out, Thomas Jefferson. Little Johnny sat back in anger and mumbled, ?she didn?t give anyone else a chance to answer.?
?Right? said the teacher. ?You can go home now, Jenny. Okay, for the next question. Who invented the light bulb?? Tammy quickly blurted out, Benjamin Franklin.
Little Johnny put his hand back down and again sat back in even more anger and mumbled, ?She didn?t give anyone else a chance to answer either.?
?That?s right,? said the teacher. ?You can also go home now, Tammy. Okay, for the next question...?
Little Johnny meant to mumble but his comment was heard by everyone in the class. ?I wish these bitches keep their mouth shut.?
The teacher quickly yelled out ?Who said that!?
Little Johnny yelled back, ?Tiger Woods! Can I go home now!?
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Why did Tammy get to go home?
Benjamin Franklin DID NOT invent the light bulb. Depending on who you ask, it was either Joseph Swan or Thomas Edison. Technically Edison invented what most resembles the todays modern light bulb (an incandescent filament in a glass bulb with a screw base) and he holds the US Patent for a light bulb, dating back to 1880.
That teacher is horrible. I don't even having a teachers certificate, much less a whole year of college completed.
I know, I am ruining the joke... I am going to go back and finish reading it now.
Benjamin Franklin DID NOT invent the light bulb. Depending on who you ask, it was either Joseph Swan or Thomas Edison. Technically Edison invented what most resembles the todays modern light bulb (an incandescent filament in a glass bulb with a screw base) and he holds the US Patent for a light bulb, dating back to 1880.
That teacher is horrible. I don't even having a teachers certificate, much less a whole year of college completed.
I know, I am ruining the joke... I am going to go back and finish reading it now.
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='1075640' date='Dec 17 2009, 11:45 PM
Why did Tammy get to go home?
Benjamin Franklin DID NOT invent the light bulb. Depending on who you ask, it was either Joseph Swan or Thomas Edison. Technically Edison invented what most resembles the todays modern light bulb (an incandescent filament in a glass bulb with a screw base) and he holds the US Patent for a light bulb, dating back to 1880.
That teacher is horrible. I don't even having a teachers certificate, much less a whole year of college completed.
I know, I am ruining the joke... I am going to go back and finish reading it now.
Benjamin Franklin DID NOT invent the light bulb. Depending on who you ask, it was either Joseph Swan or Thomas Edison. Technically Edison invented what most resembles the todays modern light bulb (an incandescent filament in a glass bulb with a screw base) and he holds the US Patent for a light bulb, dating back to 1880.
That teacher is horrible. I don't even having a teachers certificate, much less a whole year of college completed.
I know, I am ruining the joke... I am going to go back and finish reading it now.
Respect, Craig - this is what's wrong with the world today - too many times we notice some things that are obviously wrong, but air on the side of caution instead of correcting the wrong and not let it develop into another George W. or something... 
sorry about the example there, bud 
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