A LITTLE GOLF HUMOR
07-04-2006, 07:44 AM
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My Ride: 2005 525i Titanium Silver Metalic and 2003 325xi Jet Black with the Premium Package in both cars.
Here's a little 4th of July Golf humor. 
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his 1st year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked " Do you know what your asshole is doing while you are having an orgasm?
She replied "He's probably golfing with his friends."
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his 1st year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked " Do you know what your asshole is doing while you are having an orgasm?
She replied "He's probably golfing with his friends."
07-04-2006, 09:03 PM
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My Ride: In a place where the Mercedes density is the highest in the world (no. of MB per square kilometer) I choose a Bimmer, why? because of one thing "The Ultimate Driving Experience"
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523i Steptronic, Silver Grey Exterior, Black Interior with Black Dakota Leather and Maple Wood Trim. Chrome Grill, Style 123 rim, Airbags everywhere, PDC, Rain sensor, Auto lights, Moveable front armrest, Advance Climate Control, Glass Sunroof, Auto dimming interior and exterior mirror with foldable functions, Extended Lights package, 6 CD changer in glove box, Power seats with memory, Power adjustable steering wheel, Power rear sunblinds.
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07-04-2006, 11:22 PM
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My Ride: E60 Limo with M-Sport package(m5 mirrors,m5 trunk finisher,m172 summer wheels,blk front grills,m5 paddle shift kit(my530i),m pedal covers,m floor mats,
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07-05-2006, 12:49 AM
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Just a trivial thing, but I learned last weekend that the English now abbreviate the "Wifes and Girlfriends" to WAGs. Just wanted to share this for future reference.
07-05-2006, 08:43 AM
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