A LITTLE GOLF HUMOR
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Here's a little 4th of July Golf humor.
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his 1st year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked " Do you know what your asshole is doing while you are having an orgasm?
She replied "He's probably golfing with his friends."
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A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his 1st year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked " Do you know what your asshole is doing while you are having an orgasm?
She replied "He's probably golfing with his friends."
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Just a trivial thing, but I learned last weekend that the English now abbreviate the "Wifes and Girlfriends" to WAGs. Just wanted to share this for future reference.
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