A LITTLE GOLF HUMOR
04-22-2006, 08:25 AM
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LOST GOLF BALL
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his
throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to
look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the
cows had something white at its rear end."
"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the
cow's butt."
"Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this
looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that..."
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his
throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to
look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the
cows had something white at its rear end."
"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the
cow's butt."
"Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this
looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that..."
04-22-2006, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr 5er' post='272691' date='Apr 22 2006, 11:25 AM
LOST GOLF BALL
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his
throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to
look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the
cows had something white at its rear end."
"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the
cow's butt."
"Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this
looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that..."
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his
throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to
look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the
cows had something white at its rear end."
"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the
cow's butt."
"Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this
looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that..."
I hit the 2 best balls of my life the other day on the golf course... I stepped on a rake in a sandtrap.
04-22-2006, 08:19 PM
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My Ride: In a place where the Mercedes density is the highest in the world (no. of MB per square kilometer) I choose a Bimmer, why? because of one thing "The Ultimate Driving Experience"
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04-24-2006, 02:30 PM
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