> Little Billy was doing very badly in math.
>His parents had tried everything... Tutors,
>Mentors, flash cards, Special learning centers. In short, everything They
>could think of to help his math.
>
>Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Billy down and enrolled him in
>the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Billy came home with
>a very
>serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother Hello. Instead, he
>went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were
>spread out all over the room and little Billy was hard at work. His mother
>was amazed. She called him down to dinner.
>
>To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a
>word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before. This
>went on for some time, day after day, while the mother tried to understand
>what made all the difference.
>
>Finally, little Billy brought home his report
>card. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his
>room and hit the books. With great trepidation,
>his Mom looked at it and to her great surprise,
>little Billy got an "A" in math. She could no
>longer hold her curiosity.
>
>
>
>She went to his room and said, "Son, what was it?
>Was it the nuns?" Little Billy looked at her and
>shook his head, no. "Well, then," she replied,
>Was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? "WHAT WAS IT
>ALREADY?"
>
>Little Billy looked at her and said, "Well, on
>the first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew
>they weren' t fooling around."

 

 

actully i was expecting another closing. Something about the NUNS