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Old 08-26-2006, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' post='327328' date='Aug 27 2006, 12:38 AM
...Or send them over to Iceman.
Yeah, let me handle the issue.
They will hear "Asta la vista, Baby" and they won't say "I'll be back" after I'm done with them.
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A couple of Volts on the button they push...
150dB sirens when they push the button...
A sprinkler that starts when they use the bell...

But I guess the dog will work too...

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Originally Posted by Iceman' post='327335' date='Aug 26 2006, 11:46 PM
A couple of Volts on the button they push...
150dB sirens when they push the button...
A sprinkler that starts when they use the bell...

But I guess the dog will work too...

Too much hassle. I was thinking of a magnum (not champagne).
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' post='327343' date='Aug 27 2006, 01:15 AM
Too much hassle. I was thinking of a magnum (not champagne).
Yep, that'll do.

But you could take some dog sh*t and put it in a paper bag, wait behind the door until the little bas***ds are approaching the bell, and then rip the door open and throw the bag, that you have just opened wide, at them.
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' post='327328' date='Aug 26 2006, 11:38 PM
Yeah. Put the baby to bed after 10:00 and lose the dog.
Or send them over to Iceman.
Maybe I'll just leave the dog (belgian sheepdog - would not harm anyone, but he looks the part) tied to the door knocker between 9.30 and 10.30...

If you or Iceman know of a guy with a magnum (even champagne - if it's sprayed correctly, it may work), please pass on the details!
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maybe my mind is distracted with something...not matter how hard i tried..did not get it.
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Originally Posted by amigo525' post='327390' date='Aug 27 2006, 03:44 AM
maybe my mind is distracted with something...not matter how hard i tried..did not get it.
Erm, not to put too fine a point on it, would you like to kiss something that has been washed with toilet water?
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