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Originally Posted by garehaan' date='Mar 16 2005, 06:10 PM
definately 70's but more like TWIKI from the Buck Rogers tv episodes.?
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U don't have a photo of Colonel Deering by any chance.....
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Originally Posted by garehaan' date='Mar 16 2005, 06:26 PM
here you go,
but that's another cup o' tea, i mean OT
but that's another cup o' tea, i mean OT
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And she hasn't aged a second....
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' date='Mar 16 2005, 07:29 PM
[quote name='garehaan' date='Mar 16 2005, 06:26 PM']here you go,
but that's another cup o' tea, i mean OT
but that's another cup o' tea, i mean OT
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[/quote]don't agree, she even became more beautiful over the years
look here
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Originally Posted by garehaan' date='Mar 16 2005, 06:35 PM
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This could go on all night.....
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' date='Mar 16 2005, 07:47 PM
[quote name='garehaan' date='Mar 16 2005, 06:35 PM']
don't agree, she even became more beautiful over the years
look here
don't agree, she even became more beautiful over the years
look here
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This could go on all night.....
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[/quote]Yes!
To change topic: Are you in avtar changing mode today? Saw you switch twice.
It seems to me that sometimes you change avtars faster than an average man changes underwear!
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Originally Posted by garehaan' date='Mar 16 2005, 07:55 PM
[quote name='IrishEyes' date='Mar 16 2005, 07:47 PM'][quote name='garehaan' date='Mar 16 2005, 06:35 PM']
don't agree, she even became more beautiful over the years
look here
don't agree, she even became more beautiful over the years
look here
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[/quote]Yes!
To change topic: Are you in avtar changing mode today? Saw you switch twice.
It seems to me that sometimes you change avtars faster than an average man changes underwear!
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[/quote]Thats because they are KRAP.
They are gif's and wouldn't gig when I uploaded the gif
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A dad walks into a market followed by his ten-year-old son. The kid is flipping a coin in the air and catching it between his teeth. As they walk through the market someone bumps into the boy at just the wrong moment and the coin goes straight into his mouth and lodges in his throat.
He immediately starts choking, going blue in the face, and Dad starts panicking and shouting for help. A well dressed middle-aged, moderately attractive but serious woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she calmly looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds her newspaper and places it on the counter. Then she gets up from her seat and makes her unhurried way across the market.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and confidently squeezes gently at first and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the 20-cent piece, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill-effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts effusively thanking her, saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before - it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?" "Good heavens, no", the woman replies. "I'm a divorce lawyer."
He immediately starts choking, going blue in the face, and Dad starts panicking and shouting for help. A well dressed middle-aged, moderately attractive but serious woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she calmly looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds her newspaper and places it on the counter. Then she gets up from her seat and makes her unhurried way across the market.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and confidently squeezes gently at first and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the 20-cent piece, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill-effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts effusively thanking her, saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before - it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?" "Good heavens, no", the woman replies. "I'm a divorce lawyer."
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