Language of Women (and Men)
11-16-2005, 06:17 AM
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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish................................49
Adventurous...........Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking....................Mooooooo.
Beautiful.........................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Feminist................................Fat.
Free spirit............................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former sl*t.
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Outgoing..........Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional..........................B*tch.
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is s$x all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have s$x now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have s$x?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have s$x with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have s$x with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have s$x with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have s$x with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
40-ish................................49
Adventurous...........Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking....................Mooooooo.
Beautiful.........................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Feminist................................Fat.
Free spirit............................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former sl*t.
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Outgoing..........Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional..........................B*tch.
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is s$x all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have s$x now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have s$x?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have s$x with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have s$x with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have s$x with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have s$x with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
11-16-2005, 06:36 AM
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11-16-2005, 09:51 AM
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So very true about the women answers.. haha I get it from my wife all the time. I would have to say I see more of the "I think we need that" response than anything else.
11-16-2005, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' post='198975' date='Nov 16 2005, 10:17 AM
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish................................49
Adventurous...........Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking....................Mooooooo.
Beautiful.........................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Feminist................................Fat.
Free spirit............................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former sl*t.
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Outgoing..........Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional..........................B*tch.
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is s$x all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have s$x now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have s$x?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have s$x with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have s$x with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have s$x with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have s$x with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
40-ish................................49
Adventurous...........Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking....................Mooooooo.
Beautiful.........................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Feminist................................Fat.
Free spirit............................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former sl*t.
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Outgoing..........Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional..........................B*tch.
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is s$x all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have s$x now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have s$x?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have s$x with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have s$x with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have s$x with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have s$x with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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