Just bought a Porsche.
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I just got my new Porsche 911 and returned to the dealer the next day
complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman
explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this: " he said.
"Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued. And
"On The Road Again" came from the speakers. I drove away happy, and for the
next few days, over time I'd say "Beethoven!" and I would get beautiful
classical music, and if I said "Beatles!" I would
get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I
swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled "ASSHOLES!" The French National
Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by
John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax. Damn, I LOVE
this car!
complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman
explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this: " he said.
"Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued. And
"On The Road Again" came from the speakers. I drove away happy, and for the
next few days, over time I'd say "Beethoven!" and I would get beautiful
classical music, and if I said "Beatles!" I would
get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I
swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled "ASSHOLES!" The French National
Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by
John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax. Damn, I LOVE
this car!
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From: San Jose, California, USA
My Ride: 2008 Porsche 911 Carrera S Convertible. Midnight Blue, 6 Speed.Retired - 2007 997 Carrera S, Midnight Blue, Grey leather, premium audioRetired - 2007 550i, Monaco Blue over Beige, Navigation, Logic 7, Cold Weather Pack, Comfort Access, Sport Package
Model Year: 2008
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My Ride: 2007 550i White/Black, SMG, Sports Pkg, Comfort Access, Nav, HUD, Satellite Radio, Anthracite Maple Trim
2006 X5 3.0, Black/Black, Sports Pkg, Premium Pkg, Xenon Adaptive Headlight, NAV, Rear Climate Pkg, Anthracite Trim
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From: Fort Lauderdale Florida
My Ride: 2009 550i sports, Nav, logic Best E60 yet
2004 545i, sports pkg, logic 7 steptronic, rear shade,orient blue with beige interior, blue tooth enabled Razer Phone. 2004 X5 3.0, sports pkg, stepronic, summer pkg. imola red.
2006 Mini Cooper S, manual, sports, prem pkg, nav and kitchen sink.
Dam. I have got to a Porsche
#6
Originally Posted by largeface' post='315431' date='Jul 26 2006, 01:01 PM
I just got my new Porsche 911 and returned to the dealer the next day
complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman
explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this: " he said.
"Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued. And
"On The Road Again" came from the speakers. I drove away happy, and for the
next few days, over time I'd say "Beethoven!" and I would get beautiful
classical music, and if I said "Beatles!" I would
get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I
swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled "ASSHOLES!" The French National
Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by
John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax. Damn, I LOVE
this car!
complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman
explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this: " he said.
"Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued. And
"On The Road Again" came from the speakers. I drove away happy, and for the
next few days, over time I'd say "Beethoven!" and I would get beautiful
classical music, and if I said "Beatles!" I would
get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I
swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled "ASSHOLES!" The French National
Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by
John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax. Damn, I LOVE
this car!
Seems like it's last response was very appropriate to what you said It even found the version of the French National Anthem with all the appropriate "artists".
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Bet you didn't know that this feature isn't limited to just Porsche...
http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=15167
http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=15167
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From: Philly,PA now Berlin,Germany
My Ride: E60 Limo with M-Sport package(m5 mirrors,m5 trunk finisher,m172 summer wheels,blk front grills,m5 paddle shift kit(my530i),m pedal covers,m floor mats,
E87 2005 The Misses car
E39 2002 Touring with M-Sport package/family wagon(gone but not forgotten)
most have missed it the 1st time, but sure is funny
#9
Originally Posted by largeface' post='315431' date='Jul 26 2006, 11:01 PM
I just got my new Porsche 911 and returned to the dealer the next day
complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman
explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this: " he said.
"Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued. And
"On The Road Again" came from the speakers. I drove away happy, and for the
next few days, over time I'd say "Beethoven!" and I would get beautiful
classical music, and if I said "Beatles!" I would
get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I
swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled "ASSHOLES!" The French National
Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by
John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax. Damn, I LOVE
this car!
complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman
explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this: " he said.
"Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued. And
"On The Road Again" came from the speakers. I drove away happy, and for the
next few days, over time I'd say "Beethoven!" and I would get beautiful
classical music, and if I said "Beatles!" I would
get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I
swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled "ASSHOLES!" The French National
Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by
John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax. Damn, I LOVE
this car!