Judgement Day
05-12-2008, 03:10 PM
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One Monday morning, a judge in the Old Bailey was previewing the day's
cases with some barristers when he discovered to his dismay that he had
left a sheet of paper, on which he had written out his judgement relating
to one of the day's cases, back in his weekend cottage in Berkshire.
"Fax it up" suggested one barrister helpfully.
"Yes, it does, rather" replied the judge
cases with some barristers when he discovered to his dismay that he had
left a sheet of paper, on which he had written out his judgement relating
to one of the day's cases, back in his weekend cottage in Berkshire.
"Fax it up" suggested one barrister helpfully.
"Yes, it does, rather" replied the judge
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ummmm.... is there more? id you get cut off???
im with sixcard on this one.... need help understaning the punch line...
orlee
im with sixcard on this one.... need help understaning the punch line...
orlee
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Originally Posted by orlee008' post='579096' date='May 12 2008, 08:52 PM
ummmm.... is there more? id you get cut off???
im with sixcard on this one.... need help understaning the punch line...
orlee
im with sixcard on this one.... need help understaning the punch line...
orlee
Canadian interpreter here .................put the word Fucks where fax is and read again , think English accent ...........it's a good one !
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Originally Posted by westcoast550' post='579150' date='May 12 2008, 06:53 PM
Canadian interpreter here .................put the word Fucks where fax is and read again , think English accent ...........it's a good one !
BTW...Thanks for another funny one OirishOys!! 
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='579162' date='May 12 2008, 10:21 PM
Er.....more like an Irish accent! BTW...Thanks for another funny one OirishOys!!
BTW...Thanks for another funny one OirishOys!! If they can't get the joke do you really think they know the diff between English , Irish or Scottish accents ? And speaking of Scottish when are you going to fall off your wallet and donate to the cause here ??
your cost per posting will be really inexpensive .............?
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Originally Posted by westcoast550' post='579180' date='May 12 2008, 10:52 PM
If they can't get the joke do you really think they know the diff between English , Irish or Scottish accents ?
05-13-2008, 03:31 AM
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Originally Posted by westcoast550' post='579180' date='May 13 2008, 03:52 AM
If they can't get the joke do you really think they know the diff between English , Irish or Scottish accents ? And speaking of Scottish when are you going to fall off your wallet and donate to the cause here ?? your cost per posting will be really inexpensive .............?
your cost per posting will be really inexpensive .............? I'm a fully paid up member of the tartan army and I've managed to squeeze out a few groats for the forum!
BTW the joke works best with a cockney (think Michael Caine) accent...
"You were only supposed ta blow the bladdy dose off."
Now, with that in mind, say " Fo fax sike." A virtual coconut to the first colonial who interpretes that without the help of a limey.
Hehe, North Americans learning to speak with a cockney accent - I love this forum when it gets surreal.
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Originally Posted by Lancaster' post='579353' date='May 13 2008, 07:31 AM
Hey - careful with that axe Eugene!
I'm a fully paid up member of the tartan army and I've managed to squeeze out a few groats for the forum!
BTW the joke works best with a cockney (think Michael Caine) accent...
"You were only supposed ta blow the bladdy dose off."
Now, with that in mind, say " Fo fax sike." A virtual coconut to the first colonial who interpretes that without the help of a limey.
Hehe, North Americans learning to speak with a cockney accent - I love this forum when it gets surreal.
I'm a fully paid up member of the tartan army and I've managed to squeeze out a few groats for the forum!
BTW the joke works best with a cockney (think Michael Caine) accent...
"You were only supposed ta blow the bladdy dose off."
Now, with that in mind, say " Fo fax sike." A virtual coconut to the first colonial who interpretes that without the help of a limey.
Hehe, North Americans learning to speak with a cockney accent - I love this forum when it gets surreal.
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Originally Posted by westcoast550' post='579460' date='May 13 2008, 04:56 PM
Being from the colonies helps ...............I got it straight away guvna !