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12-10-2011, 10:48 AM
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My Ride: 520d Black & SL350
My wife and I were sharing a bottle of wine when I heard her say "I love you."
I said, "Is that you or the wine talking?"
She said "Me..."
"I'm talking to the wine..."
I said, "Is that you or the wine talking?"
She said "Me..."
"I'm talking to the wine..."
12-10-2011, 12:00 PM
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My Ride: 2004 545i
Production date: 02/04
Color: Black Sapphire Metallic
Trim: Anthracite
Options: Sport package with STEPTRONIC, Premium Sound, Rear Sunshade, Xenon
This guy walks down the street and notice a hooker....walks up to her and starts to ask ...how much? She says $50...he negotiates and after a long process manage to settle down to $5.
2 weeks later....he gets this ich and goes to the doctor...sure enough the doctor says you have crabs.......angry goes back looking for the hooker.....sees her and yells out " you gave me crabs, you bitch".....Replies the hooker...WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FOR $5....LOBSTER?
2 weeks later....he gets this ich and goes to the doctor...sure enough the doctor says you have crabs.......angry goes back looking for the hooker.....sees her and yells out " you gave me crabs, you bitch".....Replies the hooker...WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FOR $5....LOBSTER?
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