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Old 10-16-2009 | 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by richard313' post='1034016' date='Oct 16 2009, 12:58 PM
so it's ok for people to post blond jokes, and not ok for me to post whatever I feel like?

take it easy guys
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We're just messing with you

The lounge just thrives on crude jokes that's all
Old 10-16-2009 | 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by richard313' post='1033509' date='Oct 15 2009, 07:23 PM
Why is six afraid of seven?




because, seven ate nine
The last time I heard that one, I fell off of my pet dinosaur and broke my wooden underwear!!
Old 10-16-2009 | 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='1033985' date='Oct 16 2009, 11:25 AM
Do you by chance work at a pre-school program? Some jokes are best left in the sand box.
LOL thinkin the same thing
Old 10-16-2009 | 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='1034104' date='Oct 16 2009, 03:06 PM
The last time I heard that one, I fell off of my pet dinosaur and broke my wooden underwear!!


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Old 10-16-2009 | 01:57 PM
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.......why can't Miss Piggy count past the number 68?... when she gets to 69, she gets a frog in her throat...
Old 10-16-2009 | 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by v_therussian' post='1033655' date='Oct 16 2009, 12:35 AM



Good God v! What kind of cricket is that? Looks more like a locust to me...
Old 10-16-2009 | 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Erikuva' post='1034218' date='Oct 16 2009, 02:57 PM
.......why can't Miss Piggy count past the number 68?... when she gets to 69, she gets a frog in her throat...
Geez, that's right up there with, What's green and smells like Miss Piggy?
Old 10-16-2009 | 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='1034104' date='Oct 16 2009, 03:06 PM
The last time I heard that one, I fell off of my pet dinosaur and broke my wooden underwear!!
You "wood" say that
Old 10-16-2009 | 08:53 PM
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you guys are too funny
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What's green and red and goes a 1000 miles an hour



A frog in a blender
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