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09-22-2005, 01:36 AM
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Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance
against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "It's Keith, the dwarf."
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance
against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "It's Keith, the dwarf."
09-22-2005, 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted by alohalc' date='Sep 22 2005, 12:46 PM
heard of it before but still funny 
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09-26-2005, 10:52 AM
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Here's another..
This guy goes into a public toilet and goes into a stall. He hears the guy in the next stall say "how ya'doing?" He says "Fine, how are you" The other guys says "Great, hey, what are you doing?" Well, he says, "I'm in the middle of a business trip..." The other guys says "how about I come over?" The guy says "...why in hell would you want to do that???"
So the other guy says "hey, lemme call you back... the jerk in the next stall keeps talking to me"
This guy goes into a public toilet and goes into a stall. He hears the guy in the next stall say "how ya'doing?" He says "Fine, how are you" The other guys says "Great, hey, what are you doing?" Well, he says, "I'm in the middle of a business trip..." The other guys says "how about I come over?" The guy says "...why in hell would you want to do that???"
So the other guy says "hey, lemme call you back... the jerk in the next stall keeps talking to me"
09-26-2005, 11:43 AM
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