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10-18-2008, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by UUronL' post='696318' date='Oct 18 2008, 08:30 AM
The following is a TRUE STORY - something I witnessed and heard first-hand...
Several years ago I worked in a small pro svcs group. Many of the guys were Asian-American, and we had quite a number of guys who were of Jewish faith (not Asian). We were having lunch at a Chinese restaurant, and the topic of religion came up. Eventually, someone asked one of the Chinese-American guys, "do you (does China) have any Chinese Jews?".
At that exact moment, the waiter was darting around the table clearing dishes and had overheard only the question.
He answered, "No, no... we have apple juice, orange juice, tomato juice.... no Chinese juice."
After we had wiped the tears from our eyes and caught our breath, we openly wondered:
a) is there actually such a thing as Chinese juice???
and
b) if it exists, what -is- Chinese juice???
Several years ago I worked in a small pro svcs group. Many of the guys were Asian-American, and we had quite a number of guys who were of Jewish faith (not Asian). We were having lunch at a Chinese restaurant, and the topic of religion came up. Eventually, someone asked one of the Chinese-American guys, "do you (does China) have any Chinese Jews?".
At that exact moment, the waiter was darting around the table clearing dishes and had overheard only the question.
He answered, "No, no... we have apple juice, orange juice, tomato juice.... no Chinese juice."
After we had wiped the tears from our eyes and caught our breath, we openly wondered:
a) is there actually such a thing as Chinese juice???
and
b) if it exists, what -is- Chinese juice???
10-18-2008, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by C's Bimmer' post='696159' date='Oct 18 2008, 12:42 AM
An oldy, but still a goody.
The funny part about this joke is that it sounds like me and my wife. I'm half Chinese and she's a Jew. Hahahaha! And we have similar fights. She tells me my people screwed up her dry cleaning and I ask her why a deli by her house, run by her people, can't serve me a damn ham sandwich when I'm starving! LOL!
The funny part about this joke is that it sounds like me and my wife. I'm half Chinese and she's a Jew. Hahahaha! And we have similar fights. She tells me my people screwed up her dry cleaning and I ask her why a deli by her house, run by her people, can't serve me a damn ham sandwich when I'm starving! LOL!
this fucken guy.. you kill me C!!!!!!!!!!
10-18-2008, 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by my530i' post='696671' date='Oct 19 2008, 08:45 AM
What's the other half, C? Hongkongese, Taiwanese or American? 
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Originally Posted by nyceric03' post='696379' date='Oct 18 2008, 11:06 AM
lol and i can show you chinese "juice" 
lmao jk!
lmao jk!
10-20-2008, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by UUronL' post='696318' date='Oct 18 2008, 06:30 AM
The following is a TRUE STORY - something I witnessed and heard first-hand...
Several years ago I worked in a small pro svcs group. Many of the guys were Asian-American, and we had quite a number of guys who were of Jewish faith (not Asian). We were having lunch at a Chinese restaurant, and the topic of religion came up. Eventually, someone asked one of the Chinese-American guys, "do you (does China) have any Chinese Jews?".
At that exact moment, the waiter was darting around the table clearing dishes and had overheard only the question.
He answered, "No, no... we have apple juice, orange juice, tomato juice.... no Chinese juice."
After we had wiped the tears from our eyes and caught our breath, we openly wondered:
a) is there actually such a thing as Chinese juice???
and
b) if it exists, what -is- Chinese juice???
Several years ago I worked in a small pro svcs group. Many of the guys were Asian-American, and we had quite a number of guys who were of Jewish faith (not Asian). We were having lunch at a Chinese restaurant, and the topic of religion came up. Eventually, someone asked one of the Chinese-American guys, "do you (does China) have any Chinese Jews?".
At that exact moment, the waiter was darting around the table clearing dishes and had overheard only the question.
He answered, "No, no... we have apple juice, orange juice, tomato juice.... no Chinese juice."
After we had wiped the tears from our eyes and caught our breath, we openly wondered:
a) is there actually such a thing as Chinese juice???
and
b) if it exists, what -is- Chinese juice???
10-20-2008, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by my530i' post='696671' date='Oct 18 2008, 08:45 PM
What's the other half, C? Hongkongese, Taiwanese or American?
10-20-2008, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by C's Bimmer' post='698132' date='Oct 20 2008, 01:17 PM
Armenian, you knucklehead. You knew that Fred! Hahahaha! Why do you think I'm called the Charmenian!
