It's a Blonde Lockout
02-15-2006, 02:24 AM
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A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself.
She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring.
Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying, "A little more to the left...a little more to the right!..."
She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring.
Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying, "A little more to the left...a little more to the right!..."
02-15-2006, 03:26 AM
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' post='240498' date='Feb 15 2006, 11:24 AM
A blonde woman
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Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car
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Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car
02-15-2006, 03:58 AM
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Hey, my girlfriend takes offense to this! She thinks you guys are mean...
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She's wondering what you think is so funny about their teamwork, as its something people are lacking these days, and these two are so good at it, and you're making fun of them!!!!!?!?!?!?!?????!!!!
The saying is wrong, blondes don't have more fun (they don't remember it) but their boyfriends do!
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She's wondering what you think is so funny about their teamwork, as its something people are lacking these days, and these two are so good at it, and you're making fun of them!!!!!?!?!?!?!?????!!!!
The saying is wrong, blondes don't have more fun (they don't remember it) but their boyfriends do!
02-15-2006, 04:54 AM
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02-15-2006, 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Rolex 550' post='240512' date='Feb 15 2006, 07:58 AM
Hey, my girlfriend takes offense to this! She thinks you guys are mean...
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She's wondering what you think is so funny about their teamwork, as its something people are lacking these days, and these two are so good at it, and you're making fun of them!!!!!?!?!?!?!?????!!!!
The saying is wrong, blondes don't have more fun (they don't remember it) but their boyfriends do!
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She's wondering what you think is so funny about their teamwork, as its something people are lacking these days, and these two are so good at it, and you're making fun of them!!!!!?!?!?!?!?????!!!!
The saying is wrong, blondes don't have more fun (they don't remember it) but their boyfriends do!
, lol hopefully your really don't have a gf like that!
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Originally Posted by 700700' post='240508' date='Feb 15 2006, 04:26 AM
one blonde or two blondes ?
02-15-2006, 06:12 PM
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