The Irish Blonde
02-10-2009, 11:35 PM
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An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet
twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude.'
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
'Come on, baby! Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed
'YES, YES, I, WON, I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumb founded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Not all Irish are stupid;
Not all blondes are dumb;
But all men are men.
twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude.'
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
'Come on, baby! Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed
'YES, YES, I, WON, I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumb founded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Not all Irish are stupid;
Not all blondes are dumb;
But all men are men.
02-11-2009, 01:45 AM
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True....True.... aaaaand true 
02-11-2009, 08:14 AM
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HAHA! Hadn't heard that one. I wonder if she was wearing those Lamborghini heels? She was in my mind, anyway! 
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Funny! and too smart to be a real blonde!! 
and too smart to be a real blonde!!
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hahha... brilliant!!! i love it... sounds like my best friend..
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