Innocence of youth...
02-22-2005, 09:08 AM
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A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his haircut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin."
"I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get titties too."
She stands next to the barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his haircut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin."
"I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get titties too."
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cobra, i agree with your statement..
cobra, i agree with your statement..
03-24-2005, 11:36 AM
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A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she waslooking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a daddy longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs.
"The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.
"Well, we're not having that sort of shit in our garden."
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"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a daddy longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs.
"The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.
"Well, we're not having that sort of shit in our garden."
:'(
03-24-2005, 11:46 AM
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