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03-02-2006, 03:22 PM
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What happens if you say, "Fuck You" to a Presidents or a Prime minister?
USA
You says "Fuck you" to the president of U.S.A. Nothing happens, you become famous, they make you write a book and you make millions of dollars. But meanwhile the President sues you and gets all the money you have.
England
You say, "Fuck you" to the Prime minister of England. The Prime minister says "fuck you" to you too.
France
You say, "Fuck you" to the president of France. Millions of people supports you and says "fuck you" to the president. Meanwhile the president of France writes poems because of his sadness.
Japan
You say, "Fuck you" to the Prime minister of Japan. The Prime minister says "I'm sorry; I'm not interested on your body."
Germany
You say, "Fuck you" to the president of Germany. The police come and say "Please don't fuck the president".
Sweden
You say, "Fuck you" to the Prime minister of Sweden. People vote if they accept you to fuck the Prime minister or not. If the answer is yes you fuck the Prime minister. If the answer is no, the Prime minister shakes your hand.
Romania
You say, "Fuck you" to the president of Romania. The president starts dancing with you with gypsy music.
Turkey
You say, "Fuck you" to the president of Turkey. The president takes his gun and shoots you. He goes to jail for 8 years or escapes the country and Greece welcomes him as a political refugee.
China
You say, "Fuck you" to the Prime minister of China. The Prime minister will literally fucks you.
Italy
You say, "Fuck you" to the president of Italy. You get price quotes from the mafia for realizing your passion.
Russia
You say, "Fuck you" to the president of Russia. The president kisses your mouth.
Saudi Arabia
You say, "Fuck you" to the president ... But, there is no president, you become foolish. But if you say "fuck you" to the king, the king cuts your tongue...
Iran
You say "Fuck you" to the president... You are too late, you've already been "Fucked" by the president long time ago and you just didn't notice!
sorry if i offended anyone
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USA
You says "Fuck you" to the president of U.S.A. Nothing happens, you become famous, they make you write a book and you make millions of dollars. But meanwhile the President sues you and gets all the money you have.
England
You say, "Fuck you" to the Prime minister of England. The Prime minister says "fuck you" to you too.
France
You say, "Fuck you" to the president of France. Millions of people supports you and says "fuck you" to the president. Meanwhile the president of France writes poems because of his sadness.
Japan
You say, "Fuck you" to the Prime minister of Japan. The Prime minister says "I'm sorry; I'm not interested on your body."
Germany
You say, "Fuck you" to the president of Germany. The police come and say "Please don't fuck the president".
Sweden
You say, "Fuck you" to the Prime minister of Sweden. People vote if they accept you to fuck the Prime minister or not. If the answer is yes you fuck the Prime minister. If the answer is no, the Prime minister shakes your hand.
Romania
You say, "Fuck you" to the president of Romania. The president starts dancing with you with gypsy music.
Turkey
You say, "Fuck you" to the president of Turkey. The president takes his gun and shoots you. He goes to jail for 8 years or escapes the country and Greece welcomes him as a political refugee.
China
You say, "Fuck you" to the Prime minister of China. The Prime minister will literally fucks you.
Italy
You say, "Fuck you" to the president of Italy. You get price quotes from the mafia for realizing your passion.
Russia
You say, "Fuck you" to the president of Russia. The president kisses your mouth.
Saudi Arabia
You say, "Fuck you" to the president ... But, there is no president, you become foolish. But if you say "fuck you" to the king, the king cuts your tongue...
Iran
You say "Fuck you" to the president... You are too late, you've already been "Fucked" by the president long time ago and you just didn't notice!
sorry if i offended anyone
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03-02-2006, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by alohalc' post='248868' date='Mar 3 2006, 12:22 AM
Romania
You say, "Fuck you" to the president of Romania. The president starts dancing with you with gypsy music.
You say, "Fuck you" to the president of Romania. The president starts dancing with you with gypsy music.
03-03-2006, 01:30 AM
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Originally Posted by alohalc' post='248868' date='Mar 2 2006, 07:22 PM
Romania
You say, "Fuck you" to the president of Romania. The president starts dancing with you with gypsy music.
You say, "Fuck you" to the president of Romania. The president starts dancing with you with gypsy music.
The gypsy comunity is a minority here. Too bad they had to be let to ruin our image abroad. The gouverment is also to blame for this. I'm very dissapointed on those who think of us as a nation of gypsies. That's simply not true. Reported to the acutal number of citizens the gypsies are way below 8%. But some of them are permitted or pass the borders illegal and do bad stuff in more civilised countries, and when they get arrested they discover they are from Romania. 
Maybe some countries are to blame also. Some of them should got to 0 tolerance to gypsies or exteriorise them in a way, especially those who want to settle there. Instead they ship them back here and they in the end will finally find a way to cross the border again. Too late to say that but here i say it: Romania is not a nation of gypsies. Those scumb bags (sorry for geing hursh, i'm not a rasist, but i can't stand gypsies in general) don't belong here. They just took refuge here, when the country was in shock, especially right after the 2nd world war. I think you all know Hitler's ambition to clean the german race, and so he did, by either killing them or transporting them in other less-developed countires or even allays. When the war ended we were left with those parasites so we as a country didn't have much to say. Either way...the past is the past, the future conserns me more now.
03-03-2006, 03:49 AM
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in my country if you say f*** you*** to the president...neighbors will send you chicken soup as a token of appreciation!
I need to admit, i had enough chicken soup already
....and that's all i need to say about your post!
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Originally Posted by BetterMakeWay' post='249119' date='Mar 3 2006, 11:30 AM
Very few of us are gypsys. The gypsy comunity is a minority here. Too bad they had to be let to ruin our image abroad. The gouverment is also to blame for this. I'm very dissapointed on those who think of us as a nation of gypsies. That's simply not true. Reported to the acutal number of citizens the gypsies are way below 8%. But some of them are permitted or pass the borders illegal and do bad stuff in more civilised countries, and when they get arrested they discover they are from Romania. Maybe some countries are to blame also. Some of them should got to 0 tolerance to gypsies or exteriorise them in a way, especially those who want to settle there. Instead they ship them back here and they in the end will finally find a way to cross the border again. Too late to say that but here i say it: Romania is not a nation of gypsies. Those scumb bags (sorry for geing hursh, i'm not a rasist, but i can't stand gypsies in general) don't belong here. They just took refuge here, when the country was in shock, especially right after the 2nd world war. I think you all know Hitler's ambition to clean the german race, and so he did, by either killing them or transporting them in other less-developed countires or even allays. When the war ended we were left with those parasites so we as a country didn't have much to say. Either way...the past is the past, the future conserns me more now.
The gypsy comunity is a minority here. Too bad they had to be let to ruin our image abroad. The gouverment is also to blame for this. I'm very dissapointed on those who think of us as a nation of gypsies. That's simply not true. Reported to the acutal number of citizens the gypsies are way below 8%. But some of them are permitted or pass the borders illegal and do bad stuff in more civilised countries, and when they get arrested they discover they are from Romania. Maybe some countries are to blame also. Some of them should got to 0 tolerance to gypsies or exteriorise them in a way, especially those who want to settle there. Instead they ship them back here and they in the end will finally find a way to cross the border again. Too late to say that but here i say it: Romania is not a nation of gypsies. Those scumb bags (sorry for geing hursh, i'm not a rasist, but i can't stand gypsies in general) don't belong here. They just took refuge here, when the country was in shock, especially right after the 2nd world war. I think you all know Hitler's ambition to clean the german race, and so he did, by either killing them or transporting them in other less-developed countires or even allays. When the war ended we were left with those parasites so we as a country didn't have much to say. Either way...the past is the past, the future conserns me more now.
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BG and RO is normally on a better track than ever, but corruption is still HIGH..
ot gypsys are a minority and not a diff. species nor race no offence, but true that they are more in our area in Eastern-EU than others. But what is true that in F and UK they do not have those probs as we do, that is why we do not favour 'positive discrimination' I respect all human beings (until they do me
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03-03-2006, 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted by ats77' post='249160' date='Mar 3 2006, 08:19 AM
really cool and as normally all type of ppl were addressed should be not harming any one so chill...
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BG and RO is normally on a better track than ever, but corruption is still HIGH..
ot gypsys are a minority and not a diff. species nor race no offence, but true that they are more in our area in Eastern-EU than others. But what is true that in F and UK they do not have those probs as we do, that is why we do not favour 'positive discrimination' I respect all human beings (until they do me )
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BG and RO is normally on a better track than ever, but corruption is still HIGH..
ot gypsys are a minority and not a diff. species nor race no offence, but true that they are more in our area in Eastern-EU than others. But what is true that in F and UK they do not have those probs as we do, that is why we do not favour 'positive discrimination' I respect all human beings (until they do me
)The corruption is still high i agree, but it's very hard to fight against it since we still don't have in the political class the will do reduce it. I don't say destroy it because it can't be erradicated. Corruption is found in any counrty, more or less, but it stillc an be found. There is no country in the world without it's rotton branches. I for one m a big militant against corruption. Our country is still under the influence of the ex socialist generals or the current political sturcture is not adequate for the full optimum fight against corruption. We need the integration to have the exterior support to fight this.
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