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Old 10-23-2008, 08:52 AM
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I love it. This guy has his priorities in order...
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good one
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ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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hahaha i had to read the last part twice. I love it, screw the girl, your 5 is the only real woman in your life. LOL
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LMAO! great post, made my day here at work. if you have to worry about your girl cheating, you should leave regardless. horrible to live everyday wondering who she may be servicing. to fix your oil leak.... one option would be to grab the back of your girl's hair and smash as much of her face into the whole/leak.. hold for 30 minutes with vice and you should be good to go.
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I've seen that joke on a few car forums...it never gets old...I still laugh when i read it
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Originally Posted by moschse' post='701204' date='Oct 23 2008, 09:52 AM
I love it. This guy has his priorities in order...
+1....EXACTLY my sentiments! EXACTLY!!
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Originally Posted by seoulman' post='701162' date='Oct 23 2008, 12:35 PM
I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I?ve suspected for some time now that my girl has been cheating on me.

The usual signs? Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My girl has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, ?Just some friends from work, you don?t know them.?

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn?t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girl I think deep down I just didn?t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my 5er next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my 5er, that I noticed that oil is leaking under my car.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?



A) Oil leaks can be delicate and or detailed problems. Get it checked out at a reputable place if not the dealership.
Sorry man, but your girl is cheating for sure. Dont confront her right now. First start to fill your pipeline full of
women. DEFINITELY start banging other chics and filter down til yourself another girlfriend. Start your new relationship.
THEN get rid of your girl. You have GOT to have a replacement killer first, otherwise you're going to be all depressed and shit.
NOT a fun place to be. I dont even believe in any form of monogamy unless you're married - i guess haha.
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Depends on your pimp.
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Excellent!!! I love the buildup


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