Human Fat For Sale, Get Your Human Fat Right Here!
11-20-2009, 10:46 AM
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Clearly, this falls into serious WTF status.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/11/...ref=igoogle_cnn
An observation:
These guys were in the wrong part of the world for product availability.
A couple of questions:
1. What "commercial purpose" is there for human fat?
2. What is the going rate per pound?
Depending on the answers to the above, there may be a goldmine down at the local KFC.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/11/...ref=igoogle_cnn
An observation:
These guys were in the wrong part of the world for product availability.
A couple of questions:
1. What "commercial purpose" is there for human fat?
2. What is the going rate per pound?
Depending on the answers to the above, there may be a goldmine down at the local KFC.
11-20-2009, 11:04 AM
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commercial purposes?? ewww what the fu#5 man???? commercial? like cooking.?. greasing a slide? or injecting it into some skinny bitches face?? whats commercial? and dead fat sounds even grosser by the way
11-20-2009, 11:10 AM
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OK. A quick Google search showed a couple of references to the cosmetics industry paying $60,000 a gallon!
Do you know what this means? Our strategy of gluttony and sedentary lifestyles finally has paid off! The United States is the richest country on earth! Take that OPEC! F*ck you, China! HAHA!
I'm off to KFC to start taking down license plate numbers!
Do you know what this means? Our strategy of gluttony and sedentary lifestyles finally has paid off! The United States is the richest country on earth! Take that OPEC! F*ck you, China! HAHA!
I'm off to KFC to start taking down license plate numbers!
11-20-2009, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='1059276' date='Nov 20 2009, 12:10 PM
OK. A quick Google search showed a couple of references to the cosmetics industry paying $60,000 a gallon!
Do you know what this means? Our strategy of gluttony and sedentary lifestyles finally has paid off! The United States is the richest country on earth! Take that OPEC! F*ck you, China! HAHA!
I'm off to KFC to start taking down license plate numbers!
Do you know what this means? Our strategy of gluttony and sedentary lifestyles finally has paid off! The United States is the richest country on earth! Take that OPEC! F*ck you, China! HAHA!
I'm off to KFC to start taking down license plate numbers!
I so am in the wrong business
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Originally Posted by skelevirus' post='1059256' date='Nov 20 2009, 11:48 AM
U can make soap out of it? like in fight club
"Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them."
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holy crap. I have about 10 extra lbs on me, that is probably about a gallon. I can get lipo for 2-3K and still make a 57K profit. Plus, i'll have a 6 pack!
google search... cosmetic surgery, tampa, fl.
Hey doc, you can just put the fat in a zip lock bag!
google search... cosmetic surgery, tampa, fl.
Hey doc, you can just put the fat in a zip lock bag!
