HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY...
02-25-2005, 12:21 PM
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i got it off from an email 
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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"
7. Finish All Your Sentences With; "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't Use Any Punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend their Party because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Coworkers Address You by Your Wrestling Name, Rock-Hard.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!" (Not too funny in TX, I know... sorry)
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
And The Final WayTo Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile....It's Called Therapy...
.1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"
7. Finish All Your Sentences With; "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't Use Any Punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend their Party because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Coworkers Address You by Your Wrestling Name, Rock-Hard.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!" (Not too funny in TX, I know... sorry)
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
And The Final WayTo Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile....It's Called Therapy...
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02-27-2005, 06:21 AM
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Hhmmm...
Had a couple windows open and obviously replied in a wrong window...
Happened somewhen earlier to me.
I'm getting old...
Had a couple windows open and obviously replied in a wrong window...
Happened somewhen earlier to me.
I'm getting old...
02-27-2005, 09:11 AM
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02-27-2005, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Iceman' date='Feb 27 2005, 05:21 AM
Hhmmm...
Had a couple windows open and obviously replied in a wrong window...
Happened somewhen earlier to me.
I'm getting old...
Had a couple windows open and obviously replied in a wrong window...
Happened somewhen earlier to me.
I'm getting old...
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02-28-2005, 04:31 AM
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Originally Posted by alohalc' date='Feb 28 2005, 02:20 AM
[quote name='Iceman' date='Feb 27 2005, 05:21 AM']Hhmmm...
Had a couple windows open and obviously replied in a wrong window...
Happened somewhen earlier to me.
I'm getting old...
Had a couple windows open and obviously replied in a wrong window...
Happened somewhen earlier to me.
I'm getting old...
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[/quote]Of course I'm getting old...
21years and a couple months... still counting...
