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Old 07-10-2009, 01:15 AM
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Women have dirty minds.......................

When I checked into my hotel, I said to the lady at the desk:

"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."

"WELL, it's not," she said, "It's regular porn, you sick bastard."
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Originally Posted by Rislar' post='938265' date='Jul 10 2009, 05:23 AM
even this thread got a post whore



LOL or two bwahahahaaa
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awesome.
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Sorry, but REPOST!
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Hahahaha that's great!
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Hahaha
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Originally Posted by CWS530' post='938605' date='Jul 10 2009, 01:11 PM
Sorry, but REPOST!
Yep, and a re-post of one of yours at that. Is that kind of like plagiarism?

I guess I have to start reading some of your posts! hehehe
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Originally Posted by sixcard' post='938698' date='Jul 10 2009, 01:47 PM
Yep, and a re-post of one of yours at that. Is that kind of like plagiarism?

I guess I have to start reading some of your posts! hehehe
Nah, I nicked it from somewhere. Jokes belong to no one.
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Who cares if it's a repost, it's still f****n funny!


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