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Old 12-04-2005, 05:22 AM
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A man comes downstairs in the morning to find his wife cooking one of his socks on the frying pan, he asks what are you doing with my sock

she replies you asked me to do this last night when you came to bed

He walks away puzzled thinking when did I ask her to cook my sock
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Originally Posted by norham' post='206943' date='Dec 4 2005, 02:22 PM
A man comes downstairs in the morning to find his wife cooking one of his socks on the frying pan, he asks what are you doing with my sock

she replies you asked me to do this last night when you came to bed

He walks away puzzled thinking when did I ask her to cook my sock



Reminds me of Bill Clintons statement after the Lewinsky episode.

"What I really said was: Sack my cook and hold my calls."
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Old 12-04-2005, 04:27 PM
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Its all in the words......
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