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Old 07-10-2010, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by CWS530
Q: Do you know what you call a Latino guy with a prosthetic foot?






A: Roberto
I don't get it...
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Originally Posted by Krozi
I don't get it...

sounds like Rubber-Toe
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Originally Posted by NoName545i
sounds like Rubber-Toe
Ahhhhhhh
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Originally Posted by CWS530
I was thinking the same thing, Mel. Most people probably would have gone into shock, maybe even fainted, and this guy gets his camera instead. Then he casually posts about it like it's a f*cking DIY.
+10000

It is the post of an axe murderer.
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Originally Posted by sdg1871
It is the post of an axe murderer.
HAHAHAHA! That's gold, Scott!
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Originally Posted by 530inOK
He goes by "Stubby" now

A co-worker and I found an ice chest with a severed toe packed in ice alongside a county road in April. Yuck!

Holy crap- you saw an ice chest on the side of the road and stopped to look in it?

If I see shit on the side of the road, I change lanes and speed up...

I think it's called PTSD
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Originally Posted by craigm1841
Holy crap- you saw an ice chest on the side of the road and stopped to look in it?

If I see shit on the side of the road, I change lanes and speed up...

I think it's called PTSD

HAHA! Damn I love this thread!
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What do u call a one legged waitress?
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Originally Posted by skelevirus
What do u call a one legged waitress?
What?
Old 07-11-2010, 08:59 AM
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Most BMW bikes has the drive shaft instead of chains.

Good choice if one wants to keep its fingers...


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