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Old 03-18-2005, 02:53 PM
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Henry works hard at the high school and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Henry! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Henry. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Henry if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" Henry replies, "She's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Henry, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Henry my man. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Henry's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Henry follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Henry tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says, "Geez, Henry, you picked up a real bitch this time."
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nice one
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good one!!
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